“Snowmen are sexist” only if the carrot is used somewhere other than the nose.
Why do we assume they identify as humanoids?
WTF did Celine Dion do to those babies?
Stop the planet, I want to get off of it!
Well, to be honest, they all DO have the BODY of Rosie O”Donnell….
Would it be OK if the snow “person” had
both a front coal and a back coal?
Maybe some of that migrating dust and soot from the fires in California will color some of the snowmen black or brown just to make it fair.
Of course. After all, they have THREE balls…
It Figures!!!! They are made from SnowFlakes……..
Why is it in the winter we build snowmen and not snow women.
The answer is simple look at what it takes to build a snowman
1 hat $1
1 scarf $1
2 lumps of coal .50
1 carrot .30
and buttons for the mouth .45
Total cost- $3.25
Now if we made a snowwoman
Hair weave $48.99
Eye lashes $27.90
Botox for lips $550
Padded bra $34.99
Padded underware $29.99
Fake nails $17
Total cost – $940.40
Now if the term snowman offends you I don’t give a fuck for $3.25 compared to $940.40 both are pretty much worthless but one is way more affordable, now be a nice little bitch and go make me a sandwich.
It Snowed Last Night . . .
> 8:00 am:
> I made a snowman.
> 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why
> I didn’t make a snow woman.
> 8:15 –
> So, I made a snow woman.
> 8:17 – My
> feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s
> voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women
> 8:20 –
> The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it
> could have been two snow men instead.
> 8:23 – The
> transgender man/women…person asked why I didn’t just
> make one snow person with detachable parts.
> 8:25 –
> The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the
> carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate
> snow figures with
8:28 – I
> was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
> 8:31 –
> The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear
> a burqa.
> 8:40 – The
> Police arrived saying someone had been offended
> 8:42 – The
> feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of
> the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted
> women in a domestic role.
> 8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and
> threatened me with eviction
> 8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked
> if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I
> replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
> 9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist,
> racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up
> trouble during difficult weather.
> 9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My
> children were taken by social services.
> 9:19 – Far left
> protesters offended by everything marched down the street
> demanding for me to be beheaded
> There is no moral to this story. It is what we have
Might as well throw in racist as well……unless made with snow at a strip mine(and then it’ll still be racist because someone will accuse it of wearing blackface).
Realist…funny story, and too close to reality to be ignored.