Special event toilet

27 Comments on Special event toilet

1. Let’s Move, indeed.

2. That’s it all right. The only thing missing is the blue and red of Zero’s “Pepsi” logo on the outer edges. Maybe it says “Yes, we can” somewhere too.

3. I bet there’s teeth marks on the plunger handle from where she bites down on it during the process.

4. Man that bitter would cause a tsunami!

5. I doubt this terlit is actually hers, there’s no footings on the bottom. She would surely rip that one off the wall.

6. That’s a wall hung toilet – no way it could support that fat ass with tornado-speed turds flying into it …

7. Damn! Well, you got in first!

8. Nope. Too small to accommodate her fat ass.

   http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/11/17/fata460x276.jpg

9. and that’s why you have to limit your intake of kale…

10. When did the obama’s ever celebrate an American holiday?

11. Actually, I think that’s just a leftover from the LBJ days.

12. I’ve said it before; there ain’t enough Febreeze on Earth to deal with that… You can probably smell it down the hall, out the front door, down the block…

13. Proud toilet endorsed by the SEIU…and Michael Moore.

14. I hope it’s not an instant flush. I’d rather it was an instant-sucker…and take her!

15. Wow!! That’s the largest fly strip hanging on the wall. Industrial size!

16. Or the Taft administration of a century ago.

17. The seat may be extra large but the plumbing seems to be standard. That sucker’s going to clog the first time Mooch takes it for a test dump.

18. Replace the toilet paper hanger with a Makita 4″ angle grinder with a wire brush wheel attatched. That’ll take care of hose Klingons!

19. old_oaks is right.
    I found her actual one here.
    Looks like one of her friends (Oprah?) is using it.
    http://www.plumberbryanston.co.za/images/huge_toilet.jpg

20. That toilet was designed by American Standard for New York Times reporters with special needs. So they don’t spread their shit all over the bathroom floor as they do with their fishrap paper.

21. you guy’s are just too funny. a classy bathroom
    for the skanky, mud wallowing beast ..

22. Handi Mans bathroom. Private. Stay out.

23. Talk about a clog…

24. The queen size throne. Often sold with this (the solution to personal hygiene when reaching is a challenge):

    http://www.amazon.com/Rms-Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe/dp/B00TXSHA1W/ref=sr_1_sc_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1448654215&sr=1-1-spell&keywords=long+reach+comfort+wipe

25. NO WAY that’s a wall-hung fixture.

26. Our tax dollars are being used for the team of plumbers the white house has to employ just so mooch doesn’t have to shit in the woods anymore.

27. I thought Mooche would be one of the brown logs floating in the toilet.