Stage Managed – IOTW Report

Stage Managed

Because he’s just an actor.

watch: Chorus of people throwing him under the bus.


14 Comments on Stage Managed

  1. HEY, WE’RE IN GREAT HANDS

    THE “POTUS” WRESTLES WITH “SHALL” AND “MAY”…WHAT ABOUT “WILL”????

    NOW HE’S TRYING TO BE A SYSTEMS ENGINEER

    HOW OVERPAID IS THIS MORON???

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  2. What other country can boast a shit-for-brains leader? Other than Canada, I mean.

    Well, Australia just elected a green shit-for-brains PM and NZ and Britain both have shit-bag leaders. Then there is Ukraine, which has a thief-in-charge shit-bag.

    There is too much damned shit.

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  3. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

    “Let’s Go Brandon”

    People don’t want to say “F–k”
    When dealing with President Schmuck.
    So they say “Let’s go, Brandon” instead
    To a leader who’s nearly brain-dead.
    They know that the subject’s a moron
    More likely to doze off and snore on
    Than govern our fifty great states
    And make sure there’s food on our plates.
    He’s addled and barely coherent,
    And doesn’t know where the last year went.
    His aides, in perpetual terror
    Of what his next faux pas or error
    Will be, causing mayhem and mess,
    Keep him hidden away from the press.
    And so we all say “Let’s go, Brandon…”
    And hope there’s a rock that he’ll land on.
    On Plymouth? you ask? Not at all.
    We hope that he’ll tumble and fall
    Right over the slippery edge
    Of some lofty and jutting cliff’s ledge,
    And go SPLAT from his head to his toes,
    And then be washed off with a hose.

    Joseph S. Salemi

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  4. Wonder who’s the little imp that writes this on his card:

    Next, YOU shit your pants while you’re still standing in front of the Press Corp.

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  5. Note the cap’s on “YOU” and “YOUR.”

    He get confused easily on the relationships between sentence subjects and objects, particularly, who will do what. That is a VERY serious cognitive impairment (and, yes, I capitalized you know, you know THE THING!).

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  6. YOU are a FRAUD. YOU are a PUPPET. YOU need to RETIRE. YOU are an EMBARRASSMENT. YOU are destroying our COUNTRY. YOU were not ELECTED. YOU were INSTALLED, like a TOILET, and YOU are going to be FLUSHED AWAY. YOU will be IMPEACHED and CONVICTED.

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  7. Items on back of card:

    1. Don’t shit pants.

    2. If you do shit pants, walk carefully off stage. Don’t let turd fall down pant leg onto podium.

    3. When cleaning up, don’t eat poo.

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