Star Wars Child Actor: The Driving Menace – IOTW Report

Star Wars Child Actor: The Driving Menace

Last night police in South Carolina gave chase to a reckless driver and arrested him after he crashed his car into a trees along an old logging road. 

The driver has been identified as Jake Lloyd, better known as the young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Part I: The Phantom Menace. 

The police report he wasn’t drunk or high or hurt in the crash.

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NBC News reports the 26-year-old’s real name as Jake Broadbent, which just lends itself to so many more jokes about crashing his “speeder.”

 


12 Comments on Star Wars Child Actor: The Driving Menace

  1. That’s the guy they called “mannikin skywalker” because he was so stiff and lifeless on the set. HAHAHAHAHA.

  2. Jake obviously didn’t complete his Ritalin re-education regimen when in his adolescent indoctrination & inculcation institution. Just imagine – a young guy, hot car, me-go-fast-cause it’s fun. Challenging authority? Having dangerous fun? Fuck the cops? Who does he think he is. He will assimilated now we can be sure.

    None of us ever did that.
    I & all my rowdy friends certainly never, evah did anything a foolish as that.

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