State Dept. Personnel Get Their Poop Decks Swabbed By China – IOTW Report

State Dept. Personnel Get Their Poop Decks Swabbed By China

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U.S. diplomats in China were subjected to anal swab tests for Covid-19, a Department of State spokesperson confirmed Thursday, adding that a protest had been lodged with the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

The United States had received assurances from China that the tests were done in error and that diplomatic personnel were exempt from this specific testing requirement, the spokesperson said. More

29 Comments on State Dept. Personnel Get Their Poop Decks Swabbed By China

  1. Are they gonna release the videos of the swabbees walking like they had a stick up their asses?
    Man, if this doesn’t jsut describe the Biden/China relationship, I don’t know what would!

  2. This isn’t going to help tourism to China.

    I wonder what the Olympic athletes are thinking right now about attending the Winter games in 2022?

  3. The CCP and the Biden State Dept. Personnel met at a bar. What did the CCP say to the Biden State Dept. Personnel?

    Can I push in your stool

  4. Biden is China’s bitch. Making state department personnel bend over and take it up the ass is just China asserting its dominance.

  5. Actualy, now they have medical data on all of them. Who has what other health issues, drug abuse, future cancer probability, etc.

    This could all be used in the future as blackmail, leverage, or who will need cash in the future for bribery.

    Remember that the secret service has specific techniques they use to make sure the President can not be diagnosed in this specific way. (obviously tougher with “Who Shit My Pants” Biden but still necessary.

  6. Dept of State Foreign Service is jam packed with queers. Just another day at the office for them.

    ETA: Full disclosure, I’m over sixty, my Urologist puts a baseball bat, or a finger, can’t tell, up my ass every year to make sure my prostate ain’t more than twice normal size. I’ve learned to put that Dixie cup under my penis so I don’t pee on the floor. Some parts of gettin’ old just ain’t fuckin’ fun.

  7. “Hillary for Prison” makes a good point over at Scott Adams Twitter:

    “The gut is the foundation of health.
    China just data mined these diplomats.
    They now know any health conditions and medications they’re taking.”

    “This is a security breach and all these diplomats should be called home.”

  8. My Petey B and I are anxiously awaiting our trip to China next month. My Petey B has requested the anal swab upon arrival and guess who else has as well? You got it hater potaters…my unbleached elastic starfish!

  9. Yeah, I was mocking Fauci because he missed to other orifices on the human body where Covid-19 could get in about a month ago, then this happens!

  10. Buttiplug, after getting his arse swabbed in China, files a complaint: I demand a bigger, thicker, longer swab…there must be some guy in China with a big one…c’mon, I have high standards.

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