Trump and Hillary Clinton Are in a Bar….
AngryPatriot: While it is unlikely this scenario would play out in the current political arena, you have to admit, the person that wrote this joke had Hillary dead to rights. [Read More]
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CNN Apologizes After Joking About Donald Trump’s Plane Crashing
DC: CNN has apologized after a reporter and producer were caught joking on camera about Donald Trump’s plane crashing. In footage obtained and posted on YouTube by Scott Jones of FTV [Read More]
CNN CREW JOKES ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S PLANE CRASHING
FTV Live-CNN Correspondent Suzanne Malveauxjoke was covering the Carrier press conference, that featured both Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Carrier was able to negotiate huge tax breaks for their company, [Read More]
College is a bad joke
BW: College has become a standing joke. It’s where you go into debt for $100,000 to get a worthless degree in some inane pseudo-subject: Gender Studies, Women’s Studies, My-Brain-is-Installed-Backwards Studies. [Read More]
Home defense
A good friend down in the super-blue state of California asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion, and the like. I suggested a [Read More]
$7.00 SEX
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a Sex Therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us [Read More]
Baptizing an Irishman
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher [Read More]
Little Thelma
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re [Read More]
Cuddles
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s [Read More]
3 O’clock in the morning
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. “Please come [Read More]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
The Missing Wife Husband went to the Sheriff’s Department to report that his wife was missing. Husband : My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come [Read More]
The Problem With Keys
Several days ago as I left the sale barn in Navasota to walk out to my pickup and was reaching into my jeans pocket from my truck keys…..got that sick [Read More]
Her Fourth Wedding
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her [Read More]
A drunk gets up from the bar…
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after [Read More]
Pending Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in [Read More]