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College is a bad joke

June 27, 2016 MJA 15

BW: College has become a standing joke. It’s where you go into debt for $100,000 to get a worthless degree in some inane pseudo-subject: Gender Studies, Women’s Studies, My-Brain-is-Installed-Backwards Studies. [Read More]

Home defense

December 7, 2015 MJA 25

A good friend down in the super-blue state of California asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion, and the like. I suggested a [Read More]

$7.00 SEX

November 19, 2015 MJA 10

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a Sex Therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us [Read More]

Baptizing an Irishman

October 8, 2015 MJA 15

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher [Read More]

Little Thelma

October 3, 2015 MJA 17

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re [Read More]


September 15, 2015 Cardigan 17

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s [Read More]

Pending Divorce

June 17, 2015 Cardigan 8

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in [Read More]