Texas Board of Ed Drops Hillary and Helen Keller, Adds Billy Graham

In a vote on who should be part of the social studies curriculum for their State, The Board of Education in Texas decided that the lives of Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller need not be required, while evangelist Billy Graham was added. ” “Eliminating Clinton from the requirements will save teachers 30 minutes of instructional time, the work group estimated, and eliminating Keller will save 40 minutes.” More 

16 Comments on Texas Board of Ed Drops Hillary and Helen Keller, Adds Billy Graham

  1. I told Helen Keller she was being dropped in Texas classrooms by the Board of Ed.

    I’m still tapping the news on her hand in Morse Code, so I’ll be back with her reaction later. Bye for now.

  2. “The Story of My Life” by Helen Keller was a true masterpiece. And no, it was not political.

    Her book is a top 20 or top 50 all time read imo.

  3. YIKES! Wrong reason. You should choose curriculum for its value, not the time it takes to teach it.

    DANG! They should have picked someone who really matters to the history of the earth, like MARTIN LUTHER

  4. Oh no! The teachers won’t be able to GUSH over Hillary Clinton for 30 minutes. My guess is they will carve out 30 minutes somewhere else and do so anyway.

  5. Why was Helen Keller’s leg wet? Her dog was blind too. If she fell down in the woods, would anyone hear her? Why did her dog commit suicide? Because his name was Urrgghurrghur! I’m sorry and trying not to be mean but Helen Keller jokes are funny.


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