The washer and dryer didn’t like the transphobia either, so now all your whites are going to come out pink and with glitter.
there will come a day ….. “Commissar Oblivious-Cortex has noticed you have over-allotted your caloric intake by going to McDonalds for lunch today & you skipped your State-mandated workout. Access denied. Have a nice day.”
used to be funny …. it’s a coming reality w/ the Fascist Oligarchs of the Left in charge
The grandkids were over this past week and emptied the fridge. Something like this could have saved me a lot of money.
I see it as saying, “You are gorgeous, those extra humps make you sexy, your 8000 calories per day is optimal, please keep stuffing your face.”
If it’s suppose ta be PC an’all, catering to lesbians
No cabbage for you, during the course of the mourning our microphones detected several discharges of methane that exceeded the median excepted amount.
“I wouldn’t Eat that If I were You Dave”
My mattress won’t let me sleep.
It says I’m not “woke.”
I refuse to buy any new so called smart appliance. I’d like to keep my freedom and privacy, thank you. And I don’t want any appliance ratting me out to the authorities for living contrary to their damned political correctness. And I will never own an Alexa or any other listening device that can see and hear everything that I think or say. Have we become so lazy and complacent that we can’t do things for ourselves anymore? I AM NOT A FRIGGIN SHEEPLE! I am John the Barbarian in Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World.
You guys are killin’ me LOL
My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
“To fight the Decepticons”, I said.
She laughed. I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.
I don’t even want to hear shit out of SIRI on my laptop or my phone. I don’t need my fridge getting bitchy, either.
Amazon Fridge, meet True Value 9 pound sledge hammer. Talking appliances are not safe around me.
Just bought a frickin’ air filter
for my home A/C.It has a blue tooth
RFID chip it.Sends a message to a Idiot
box phone when it wants to be changed…
Thank goodness I have a 1995 flip phone
with data,text,emails,pix BLOCKED.
“I am sorry, but as your self-driving, smart Obamobile, I cannot take you to McDonald’s. I have instead plotted a course to Tofu Tuesday’s. Do not fight the restraints.”
In 2020, Peter Strzok will program all the Diebold voting machines so that Hillary will win 100,000,000-0.
Will that fridge let me open it if I promise to take out a cucumber and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine?