Okay, the first one was about mud daubers, but they filled their nests with spiders. We’ll just say that you might suffer from Entomophobia.
No. No. No.
Nancy Pelosi’s merkin?
Austin Powers’ merkin?
Calm down, everybody! It’s only a Sarah Lawrence undergrad! (I recognized it from the neighborhood.) This specie, although unattractive, is invariably gender-neutral and completely harmless.
EFFIN A DUDE! I friggin hate you so much right now.
Um, Yo pienso que’ what he actually said was “super pelo “PUBICO”, which unless I’m mistaken translates to “Super Pubic Hair”! So yes, it probably was Nancy Pelosi’s “Merkin”, (whatever the hell a “Merkin” is)!!!
It doesn’t appear to be an Amerkin webpage…
In any language that’s another oh shit moment. Gonna have to get the jello out to keep the monsters and creepy crawlers away.
Gaaahhh! Fur, you gots ta stop this!
I normally don’t have problems with bugs, but this just might turn me to the dark side!
So that’s how Geraldo Rivera’s mustache breeds?
He picked that up at a Juarez donkey show happy hour.