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WE HAVE INSTITUTED A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY FOR POSTING IN THE BULLPEN.

ABSOLUTELY NO PROFANITY IN EITHER YOUR POST TITLE OR THE BODY OF THE POST.

ZERO TOLERANCE MEANS ZERO TOLERANCE. ONE INFRACTION WILL RESULT IN A TOTAL BAN FROM iOTWREPORT. I’M TRUSTING YOU TO BE CONTRIBUTORS, CONTRIBUTE RESPONSIBLY.

IF THERE ARE MULTIPLE INFRACTIONS FROM MULTIPLE READERS THE BULLPEN WILL BE DISCONTINUED.

SORRY TO SOUND SO STRIDENT, BUT THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE THIS SCANDAL FREE… LIKE OBAMA.

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Below are the most recent stories-

What sex is a tranny seal?

I cannot tell male seals from female seals. Apparently the army couldn’t tell either. From the article:
during her time in the service, when she kept her gender identity a secret
So does that mean she was a girl seal or a boy seal.
National geographic says that the leopard seal is a king, sounds like an episode of drag queen

Read article: What sex is a tranny seal?

In case you like to watch how stupid white people are

The new lezbaru ad takes the portrayal of white kids and adults as stupid to a new level. But you only get one guess the race of the smart hero. I have never seen an African American behind the wheel of one but they must have saturated the kayak toting lesbian and metrosexual market and have decided to move onto another demographic.

Read article: In case you like to watch how stupid white people are

Foxconn to drive American workers to suicide.

Foxconn, Apple subcontractor, to open manufacturing facility(-ies?) in America.

No word yet on where the suicide-prevention nets will be manufactured.

Remember when we were told jobs were never coming back? I think it was just before we were told that Hillary was going to win by 947% by CNN.

Read article: Foxconn to drive American workers to suicide.

Need A Toilet? Sell Your Wife

As part of a Clean India campaign, a government official decided to bring wives into his audience question time. The campaign is part of PM Modi’s initiative for a better India.

But guess who was told to sell his wife? A widower.
http://www.telegraphindia.com/1170726/jsp/frontpage/story_163827.jsp

Read article: Need A Toilet? Sell Your Wife

How to End the Mueller Nonsense – Czar of Defenestration

Kurt Schlichter has some original thoughts of cutting the kneecaps off of Dem Operative robert Mueller, in a way that gives Trump the needed leverage. Schlichter has some nice ways to turn the able on Mueller, in a “letter” he suggests Trump send to Mueller.

Nice!

Read article: How to End the Mueller Nonsense – Czar of Defenestration

Some Kind of Panda Thing

OK, it’s not Monday. However, one could always use a weird panda fix. BTW – just made a typhoon beer run. You could never be to careful…

Read article: Some Kind of Panda Thing

I expected muslims to start targeting Jews in the West

Eventually. I didn’t think it would happen last week.

Open borders and unrestricted muslim immigration into the West are awesome, right?

What’s the worst that could happen, right?

What is going to happen, say with France, or Germany, or the UK – all nuclear powers – when the muslims finally take control of the country?

Radioactive Israel. Day One.

It could happen earlier, before they gain full control of the government, if the muslims manage to infiltrate the right people into the right places in the military. They are probably working on it right now.

This is one of many reasons we want stability in the Middle East, and no mass immigration of muslims into the West. It’s suicide, and not just for the West.

Read article: I expected muslims to start targeting Jews in the West

17 Comments on THE BULLPEN

Boobie the Rocket Dog June 17, 2015 at 11:52 am

I know you’ll get your advertisers back, but I have to say that I’m enjoying the lightning-fast response time of the site unburdened by the mile-long scripts, animation etc. that advertisers think get our attention.

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Czar of Defenestration June 17, 2015 at 12:09 pm

BULLPEN: “You have to be logged in in order to post.”

But…HOW? WHERE?

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BigFurHat June 17, 2015 at 12:46 pm

Don’t worry, I’m still tweaking the bullpen.
My hope is to get it where you can self-publish without approval.

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Mary Jane Anklestraps June 17, 2015 at 12:52 pm

Hey, Fur. What happened to my facial area?
I gots no avatar.

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Mary Jane Anklestraps June 17, 2015 at 12:52 pm

ooh. Is this it?

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Mary Jane Anklestraps June 17, 2015 at 12:54 pm

aw hell.

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Magnum August 12, 2015 at 11:58 pm

I’m new to the site and I have been posting a lot of links in my comments but I’m starting to think maybe I should be posting them in the Bullpen. So I was going to post a story but in the description area it says value requires at least 80 characters. I don’t know what to do there.

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Unruly refugee August 13, 2015 at 12:02 am

Just type a few more words to meet the 80 character quota.

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Magnum August 13, 2015 at 12:07 am

Thank you. So just type a description of what the link is about?

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Unruly refugee August 13, 2015 at 12:11 am

Right. Or you could pull a descriptive quote from the story, or both.
Yer welcome.

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Magnum August 13, 2015 at 12:14 am

Thanks Unruly I’ll give it a whirl after I get some rest. 🙂

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Magnum August 25, 2015 at 5:36 pm

So I submitted 4 articles yesterday morning and it says your submission is under review. Out of the 4 one got posted. I can get better odds in Vegas. I gave it some time and just tried to post another one about Cruz and got the same message so I’m assuming it will not be posted.

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Claudia August 25, 2015 at 5:45 pm

Mag, because of the spam we were getting in the Bullpen last weekend, Fur had to change how they are posted.

I just checked and there are 58 pending posts. 54 of them are spam. Of the four real posts, one of them is yours.

Fur is the one that has to go in there and delete the spam and release the valid posts. You might want to shoot Fur an email.

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Magnum August 25, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Thank you for the reply Claudia I figured it had something to do with all the spam Sunday. It’s no big deal I’ll just wait and see what happens.

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mathewsjw January 27, 2016 at 6:32 am

Flashback When Trump called skipping debate “Not a lot of Courage” “a great disloyalty (to supporters) and people rejected”

http://therightscoop.com/heres-that-time-trump-called-a-candidate-disloyal-for-skipping-a-debate/

Trump knew running away was from Fear of Kelly

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chuck August 28, 2016 at 11:25 pm

i have no idea what i am doing here…..this looks like the only place i can start a conversation?….don’t know how to post to the bull-pen ….just hoping to find help….

one of my favorite sites on the webs has disappeared….coldfury.com is no long accessible……i know they were looking for funding before they disappeared, so maybe they just couldn’t pay the bills….

i’m hopeful that many iotw people know about coldfury…i’m hoping to find out WHAT HAPPENED???? i want it back……

if anyone has any information about this, please reply!!!!

email chuckiepoooh@aol.com

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oolook May 10, 2017 at 9:23 pm

I am a new submitter to the bullpen. I believe my first article was submitted correctly as it appeared.
The second had to be corrected by Mr. Hat (thank you, sir), which was embarrassing. I’d still like to try again.
I’m not sure about this sentence in the directions —
“Include your name after your post title and a hyphen.”

TIA Much

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