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I cannot tell male seals from female seals. Apparently the army couldn’t tell either. From the article:
during her time in the service, when she kept her gender identity a secret
So does that mean she was a girl seal or a boy seal.
National geographic says that the leopard seal is a king, sounds like an episode of drag queen
The new lezbaru ad takes the portrayal of white kids and adults as stupid to a new level. But you only get one guess the race of the smart hero. I have never seen an African American behind the wheel of one but they must have saturated the kayak toting lesbian and metrosexual market and have decided to move onto another demographic.
Foxconn, Apple subcontractor, to open manufacturing facility(-ies?) in America.
No word yet on where the suicide-prevention nets will be manufactured.
Remember when we were told jobs were never coming back? I think it was just before we were told that Hillary was going to win by 947% by CNN.
As part of a Clean India campaign, a government official decided to bring wives into his audience question time. The campaign is part of PM Modi’s initiative for a better India.
But guess who was told to sell his wife? A widower.
Kurt Schlichter has some original thoughts of cutting the kneecaps off of Dem Operative robert Mueller, in a way that gives Trump the needed leverage. Schlichter has some nice ways to turn the able on Mueller, in a “letter” he suggests Trump send to Mueller.
OK, it’s not Monday. However, one could always use a weird panda fix. BTW – just made a typhoon beer run. You could never be to careful…
Eventually. I didn’t think it would happen last week.
Open borders and unrestricted muslim immigration into the West are awesome, right?
What’s the worst that could happen, right?
What is going to happen, say with France, or Germany, or the UK – all nuclear powers – when the muslims finally take control of the country?
Radioactive Israel. Day One.
It could happen earlier, before they gain full control of the government, if the muslims manage to infiltrate the right people into the right places in the military. They are probably working on it right now.
This is one of many reasons we want stability in the Middle East, and no mass immigration of muslims into the West. It’s suicide, and not just for the West.
After getting caught spending all of their money on hookers last year, Snopes is reduced to using GoFundMe to stay afloat and continue their peerless research. Maybe Soros can help them out. [Nelson Muntz laugh here]
This is a public mocking of the city of Minneapolis that is on the Sabo level. Gotta love the infidels.
With all the music lovers in this audience I think we can all enjoy this kids talents