Earth’s Magnetic Pole Is Mysteriously Heading For Siberia

The magnetic North Pole has been on the move since scientists first started studying it in 1831. In recent years it has picked up speed and headed for Siberia at a rate of about 55 kilometers a year (about 23 miles). That may not seem like much, but if you rely on it for navigation it’s a real problem. More

29 Comments on Earth’s Magnetic Pole Is Mysteriously Heading For Siberia

  1. so … Trump colluded w/ Putin to move the Magnetic North Pole to Siberia …
    just so he could watch Ruskie Hookers drop a load on Barky’s & Reggie Love’s Love Nest, I’ll bet

    Nefarious … NEFARIOUS, I say!

  2. btw, who in the world would think a Pole would voluntarily move to Siberia?

    just another nefarious plot by those global cooling global warming climate-change deniers

    Nefarious, I say!

  3. Some Democrat somewhere is about to pronounce: It’s Americans’ fault and we need a $50 billion tax to remedy the situation.

  4. Sir David Frederick Attenborough in the video clip confirms he has gone well past his usefulness expiration date.

    This neither scares or bothers me,
    “On 15 January, they are set to update the World Magnetic Model, which describes the planet’s magnetic field and underlies all modern navigation, from the systems that steer ships at sea to Google Maps on smartphones.”

    Easy fix. Use old systems. A Silva, Suunto or Brunton magnetic compass. Smart phones aren’t so smart after all, and manual compensation / correction for magnetic declination with a magnetic compass is easy. WAvES = West Add v East Subtract.

  5. That might eventually make Siberia colder, if such a thing is imaginable. It may also make Canada warmer. Right now Canada is supposed to be warming faster than anywhere else on earth, because, they say, Global Warming. I predict palm trees growing along Hudson’s Bay within 100 years, each one with a bikini clad young Eskimo maiden laying next to it.

  6. We must impose new taxes on compasses and other magnetic devices that endanger the magnetic declination. We have 10 years at best to save the planet.

  7. It’s that goddamn particle accelerator at Cern that was constructed by the Rothchild’s to turn us all into compliant zombie’s.
    I’m getting bleed through right now, I need to replace my foil.

  8. Man Proposes, God Disposes.

    “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”
    (dead white dude)

    Most likely something to do with dinosaurs driving around in Priuses millions of years ago.

    izlamo delenda est …

  9. The Earth’s magnetic field is weakening and affecting the pull of gravity. Oprah thinks it’s her green tea diet.

  10. @Billy Fuster January 14, 2019 at 11:46 am

    > I’m installing a seat belt securely in the ground so when the poles shift I’ll be the only survivor.

    You and Hillary Clinton. Polls don’t mean nuthin’ to Her. Of course, that’ll mean the two of you have to repop… eewwwwww.


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