Patriot Retort: Our Sunday reading today comes from the Gospel According to Leftists. The timeless story of the Virtue-Signaling Samaritan.
A man was going down the road from Jerusalem to Jericho when he was attacked by robbers.
They robbed him, stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away leaving him half dead.
And a priest happened to be going down the road when he saw the man. Instead of helping him, he passed to the other side of the road and went on his way.
Then a while later, a Levite came upon the man. He too passed to the other side of the road and went on his way.
But a Samaritan traveling to Jericho for a #TaxScam Protest saw the man. And he took pity on him.
He knelt down beside the beaten and bloodied man and said to him, “Oh, gee! Look at you! This is what happens when Republicans are in charge! People get beaten and robbed. You’re just so lucky you didn’t die! But don’t worry. I’m going to write a strongly worded tweet to my Congressman demanding that he oppose the tax bill.
“While I’m at it, I’ll start a hashtag in hopes that I can get it trending.”