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Doctors are warning against a bizarre viral TikTok trend that sees single women using their bodily fluids as perfume.
The trend is called vabbing and it’s as gross as it sounds. Put simply, the terms means vaginal dabbing and it has women smearing vaginal fluid behind the ears and neck iin the belief that it will make them more attractive to men.
Yes, really.
The concept first gained attention in 2019, when sex expert and author Shan Boodram claimed she had been using ‘vabbing’ for over a decade to increase her allure. “I swear if you vab you will attract people, like a date, [or a one-night stand. Or you’ll just get free drinks all night,” she said in her since-deleted TikTok, which received over 1.5 million views. More
I THOUGHT THEY ONLY NEEDED TO PUT THEIR ANKLES BACK THERE
^^^^ LORD, PLS FORGIVE ME, AMEN
Why does shithouse door on a tuna boat come to mind?….
I figured this post would raise a real stink.
Dang, anybody smelling sardines?
Meh.
Gwyneth Parltow had this thought years ago.
It raised a stink and blew up big time, but not the way she hoped…
https://iotwreport.com/gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-explodes-sets-uk-home-ablaze/
I wuz wondering why there wuz Dear scent for sale at Caabella’s…
It could work both ways. A guy would probably do pretty well if he got a hold of some vagging juice, used it as a breath freshener, and walked into a singles bar licking his eyebrows.
He might have a little trouble getting that first batch of vagging juice, but after that it might work sort of like sourdough starter.
…a dab of bacon grease behind the ear would likely be more of a turn-on, especially if she’s into older guys…
I worked in an office with a woman with odor from down there. It wasn’t an attraction.
Didn’t do much for me but the dog went crazy……
Isn’t it amazing that sometimes the sense of smell can be more offensive than the sense of sight?
Hoppe’s #9
No Mrs Paul .. Don’t want a fish stick!
Any wimmin doing that vabbing is looking for a one night stand. That wouldn’t work well for attracting wholesome, future minded, family oriented young men. But if you’re looking for Billy the Basher you probably have to fight them off, literally.
Whoo ahh!
I just read a story about a San Fransisco sour dough bread bakery that gets its starter yeast from guess where. No thanks. Woman smell really good freshly bathed. Just sayen. And it has nothing to do with their hot pocket.
If I can smell it standing beside them, I’m gonna walk away.
GEEZUS BRAD, THX FOR SHARING!!!
🤢
Benito
lol, consider it a public service announcement. If you go to SF don’t eat the sourdough
If you want to stand ahead of the other old cat ladies ….
She’s looking for Senor Poopypants. Together, they’ll make beautiful odor.
This is so cruel and cynical. Giving false hope to the repulsive Karens out there.
“You look like hell, sunshine, but you smell even worse.”
If I could smell that on a woman just standing next to her I’m going to assume certain things are going to look like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. No thanks.
Reminds me of that timeless old joke about the blind guy walking past the open air fish market. “Hello ladies”. I know some young ladies, girls, that are desperate enough in their search for a man that I have no doubt that they would try this. I miss the 90s.
Ewww! Gross.
Isn’t it obvious that women doing this are really just looking for a sexual encounter with strangers? It’s pretty base (not to be confused with “based”).
https://youtu.be/f6dSdZfzC-c?si=oBNrsM9GBJ4h0bKt
How about mooochelle obama’s “Eau de Smegma”?
A disgusting, animalistic witchcraft move. An attempt to bewitch men by creating a physical and spiritual sexual soul tie for control over them.
Most humans react positively to pheromones associated with pleasant scents, which creates appropriate mutual attraction, not gross, smelly bacteria laced body waste. TMI, although healthy non-menstrual vaginal fluid has no offensive smell, it’s not right to use it for a warped purpose. The freaks out do themselves once again.
AA
Not necessarily. Is it stupid? Yep. Is it really poor hygiene? Yep. But then you need to consider their dating pool. I’ ve had young women tell me that multiple dates have told them they’re bi sexual. Their response? You’re not sticking that thing in me. That’s about the time my miind starts shorting out. What I’m saying is there’s not a lot of traditional men available out there. So some of these young women stoop to doing some really desperate stooped stuff. Signed. Red Faced Grandpa.
Uncle Al, that almost made me spit out my beer!
You must be all hell with the ladies!
I’m really proud of you !
Back in the I Own the World days I told you that unless you have lived in close proximity to the filthy and disgusting sonsabitches you can’t even begin to imagine just how filthy and disgusting the filthy and disgusting goddamn progs can be. .
New medical condition: STD ear.
@even steven — Hearing AIDS
The only problem is that those who would benefit can’t reach that far in either direction.
Big Mike Obama uses the sweat scraped off the underside of his ball sack to attract Barack.