Therapy Dogs Sent to Capitol Hill for Stressed Staffers as Impeachment Hearings Began

Breitbart: Pet Partners worked with the Pet Industry Joint Advisory Council (PIJAC) to bring some furry cheer to counteract impeachment stress on Wednesday.

The organizations said that the goal was to “offer congressional staff a break from the stress of wrapping up an exceptionally busy year,” and to demonstrate the “health and wellness benefits of the human-animal bond,” according to the Hill. Dogs were available this afternoon in both the Hart Senate Office Building and the Rayburn House Office Building.

“Who better to bring comfort and relief to the hardworking folks on Capitol Hill than a furry group of loving, intuitive, and bipartisan Pet Partners therapy animals?” the organizations asked. PIJAC posted pictures of the registered therapy dogs providing smiles free of charge. “Great to have so many staffers stop by our #pettherapy on the Hill event today!” it said. MORE HERE

24 Comments on Therapy Dogs Sent to Capitol Hill for Stressed Staffers as Impeachment Hearings Began

  1. after the hearings Adam Schiff was seen kicking his ‘therapy’ animal
    … as he exclaimed, “Gee, it works. I feel less stressful already. Thanks.”

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  2. “Stressed” staffers.

    Maggots. Like Martha Raddatz, “I look like shit on HD-TV”.

    No, we actually have to look at you and deal with your filthy personality. You look like shit in real life. The camera doesn’t make you appear worse.

    Comfort and relief to hard working…

    Fuck off.

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  3. on second thought …. “Schiff was even more distressed when his therapy dog suddenly looked up at Schiff’s look of triumph, immediately stopped humping his leg & vomited.”

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  4. Thinking more and more about running for office, becoming a Politician.
    Where else can you earn more money for decades doing nothing for ignoring an oath you took, ignoring the ‘supposed constituents’ that elected you, and gain a full pension for life?

    Except for Trump, that’s the bag of hammers we have pulling this shit.

    “Who better to bring comfort and relief to the hardworking folks on Capitol Hill(ary) than a furry group of loving, intuitive, bipartisan ball and ass licking Pet Partners therapy animals?” the organizations asked.

    Missing Epstein, Bubba smiles,,,

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  5. How about a ‘herd’ of therapy cobras or rattlesnakes?

    I hope the dogs gave their critic of the circus, when they peed and pooped all over the ‘stressed’ place.

    Schiff looks like a good place to lift a dog leg in salute.

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  6. Anyone have a Never Trumper hate crazed “friend” drop off of Facebook or Twitter this week? I seriously think two of mine might have had spousal interventions or ultimatums to calm the ‘ef down. The one guy was seriously on the crazy train…

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  7. Illustr8r,,,,
    Nope,
    Might as a hint,,
    No Offense might, just never been a Facebook or Twitter user,,,
    Best more better wishes to you,,,

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  8. Schiff’s eyes should be popping completely out of their sockets by tomorrow. They were almost at that point today. What a disgusting piece of shit.

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  9. Left to their own devices Liberals would perish. They won’t admit it or they are just too dense to realize they are lost without Conservatives.

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  10. Congress deserves to have a pack of feral Belgian Malinois’s be set upon them, with Conan as the Alpha dog

    And the dog group was quoted as saying Congress was hard-working and they had a busy year??? WTF?
    This past year they didn’t do a goddam thing and they didn’t pass any goddam bills!! Seriously, name one goddam piece of useful legislation they passed!!

    (crickets)

    I thought so!

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  11. Yeah, and it’ll be the Superintendent’s midnight-shift floor crews cleaning up the dog shit.

    And what stress? The Members just jog down to 501 First Street for a little relief and the staffers call Congressional Liquors (who deliver) and shuffle off to a cloakroom for some fornication.

    izlamo delenda est …

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