20 Comments on Things Southerners Never Say During the Holidays
Not that last one.
“Uncle Beaudreauix will be clean shaven’ and sober”…
“I’m sure we got enough cold beer!”
Follow the recipe, who follows recipes, bet they read the instructions before assembling IKEA too.
Bread, cakes, anything that’s a chemical reaction, follow, I see other recipes as suggestions.
Trust me, I know there is nothing to read on IKEA instructions.
Darn, we should have invited more Yankees!
“We will NOT be saying Grace this year!”
“Let’s all go get that statue out of the park!”
Please pass the tofu.
“I’m sure glad we invited Antifa this year”
PBR? No, thanks, but I’ll have a chablis spritzer, please.
“No thanks, we already have plenty of ammunition.”
Hey, Maw! I can’t find any of our emo CDs.
Do you have Grey Poupon?
No more grits….we’ve had enough.
“Don’t mention your abortion in the Christmas card letter of 2019 family highlights.”
“Bobby Ray, this is my fiance Clem. Clem, this is my brother Bobby Ray”. Get it? They all marry their brothers and wouldn’t need to introduce each other, being kin and all.
@Larry the Fairy.
“Get it?” – Karl Childers
Damn, I sure do miss Berry and his wife Micheal in the white House.