This stuff writes itself – Jill Biden to undergo procedure to remove object lodged in her foot

Reuters

U.S. first lady Jill Biden will undergo a medical procedure on Thursday to remove an object lodged in her left foot, a spokesperson said.

Biden stepped on the object while walking on a beech in Hawaii last weekend, said Michael LaRosa. She will undergo the procedure at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. “The president will join her,” LaRosa said in a statement.

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48 Comments on This stuff writes itself – Jill Biden to undergo procedure to remove object lodged in her foot

  1. What object could be so offensive that it can’t be named? Really, this constant secretive stuff is really stupid. If she stepped on a piece of shell, say so. If it’s a splinter, who cares.
    geez.

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  2. When women get older they dont want to admit it. Older women get bunions. I’d bet money its bunions.

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  3. …I’ve stepped on nails before.

    But I really didn’t feel like the press needed to be notified.

    So why DOES the press need to be notified for HER?

    …contrary to what she might THINK, and what she might POST, she isnt actually a “Government Official”…

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  4. Or for a completely different reason? aka, “The-Hospitalization-That-Must-Not-Be-Named” ?

    In somewhat related news, why does “Invaders From Mars” come to mind?

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  5. So who will be running the country while she in the Hospital?

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  6. Humper Obiden’s used prophylactic?
    One of Poor Joey’s hair plugs?
    Some of her husband’s used toilet paper?
    Joe’s 18 Wheeler driver’s license?
    A favorite photograph of Tara Reade?

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  7. @Ted Nougat

    “Stepped on Hunter’s Crack Pipe” That probably is the most accurate.

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  8. Cover story… Joe is going with her. This means Joe is the one getting the work done. Probably a new brain stimulator

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  9. The loose screw in Joe’s head finally fell all the way out and his adulterous whore wife stepped on it. Slutty old hags like her spend more time on their backs than on their feet so it didn’t end well for the geriatric skank.

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  10. Probably removing the body parts of the people she has trampled over in her quest for status and power.

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  11. It’s just a dodge to get Joey into the hospital; he kinda reminds me of the worst episode of TOS …”Spock’s Brain.”

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  12. I would bet that it’s foot and mouth disease she caught from an Illegal Alien Foreign Invader!

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  13. Who waits four days to get something removed from their foot? Don’t they have hospitals in Hawaii?

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  14. She blew out a flip-flop.
    Stepped on a pop top.
    Cut her heel, had to cruise on back home.

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  15. I think corn pop has something to do with it
    Prolly a corn or like earlier post a bunion.
    X-ray shows hammer toe I think.

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  16. I know when Edward Kennedy had a secret hospital visit, someone was lying in a shallow grave somewhere sans liver.

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  17. No one who understands what pathological liars the Bidens are believes this. Clearly Joe is getting a MRI to see if the dead squirrel in his skull can be removed safely. But the Biden administration being what it is has to tell a fucking lie about it even when it’s not really necessary.

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  18. Wow. Xiden’s dementia meds must really need some serious adjustment, if his handlers and “Dr.” Jill have to come up with this asinine ruse to get Xiden seen by his doctors. Must be a real emergency – *eye roll*

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  19. Joe Biden whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
    Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
    When you saw only one set of footprints,
    It was then that I carried you.”

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  20. Dr. Jill was bitten on the foot by a bat from the Wuhan Bat Soup Virology Lab, and we all have to wear a mask for six months to flatten the curve.

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  21. Anything to get out of changing another of Joey’s diapers.

    And how come she can travel from Japan to Hawaii to the mainland without coronateening?? We all know now that the vaccine doesn’t mean squat. Was she wearing a mask on that beach? We require photo proof of that. Don’t the bidens care about getting all of us sick?! Isn’t she, like Fauci, a doctor, an altruistic public servant….. ??????

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  22. You have to be careful walking around barefoot with Hunter’s old crack pipes laying all over the place.

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  23. Jerry Manderin
    JULY 30, 2021 AT 7:27 AM
    “Dear Lord Jesus. I pray during Jill’s surgery that…

    THINGS GO HORRIBLY WRONG. AMEN.”

    …that’s called “Praying Amiss” and the Lord usually doesn’t honor those types of prayers.

    There is a whole SONG like that which would kind of fit tho. It starts out a bit slow, but gets pretty good.

    This…

    https://youtu.be/atBg9zLI2bA

    “I haven’t been to church
    Since I don’t remember when
    Things were going great ’til they fell apart again
    So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
    He said you can’t go hatin’ others
    Who have done wrong to you
    Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn
    Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them…

    I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill
    I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
    And knocks you in the head like I’d like to

    I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
    I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls
    I pray all your dreams never come true
    Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you”
    -“Pray For You”, Jaron Lowenstein

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