Tired Of That Elf On Your Shelf? – IOTW Report

Tired Of That Elf On Your Shelf?

Try The New

GEEZER IN THE FREEZER, SQUAW IN THE SLAW, And
POOF ON THE ROOF.



18 Comments on Tired Of That Elf On Your Shelf?

  1. louse in the house (Pelosi; or take your pick)
    dink in the sink (Obama)
    dead in the bed (Epstein)
    dead head in the bed (Biden)
    boaster on the toaster (Obama again)

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  2. fool on the stool (Biden again)
    dork on a fork (ButtButtBeg)
    loon on a spoon (Warren)
    fatso on the patio (Nadler)
    twat on the pot (so many to choose from … take your pick)

    6
  3. Bernie on a gurney
    Schiff on a Shingle

    Shartswell w/ a shaved german shepard & a boy scout in a Motel

    … ok, I’ll stop now 😉

    5

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