Florida’s attorney general touted alligators and pythons as natural security measures for the new 5,000-bed facility.
h/t illustr8r
Trump administration approves ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ where ICE detainees face nature’s own security system
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Inquiring minds want to know: Is there something rude written on that gator’s snout?
An alli-gated community. Love it.
I love this idea!
Although it’s not really close to anything (that’s the idea), it is only a couple of hours south of me. Click HERE to see on Gargle Maps.
Calling it Alligator Alcatraz is good, but I suggest we shorten it just a little to Alligatraz.
Let all have an internal grin at the thought of some IA inmate trying to escape through the gators and armed only with a shank made from a toothbrush handle and a razor blade.
Cute name. Not going to be uncomfortable enough for the criminals housed there, way too uncomfortable for the staff. The humanitarian organizations won’t allow for the way these perps should be treated. DEET for the staff, sugar water for the perps?
It’s been a long time since I was in the Everglades, but it was the bugs that bothered me the most. Gators can kill you, pythons can do the same but more slowly, but the insects are just slow and persistent torture.
https://youtu.be/asxrMSVrJ08?si=v7HYARZLPC9fPoAw
“You can consider yourself mighty lucky
To get past the gators and the quicksand beds
But all these years that I’ve been here
Ain’t nobody got past Red”
I’m worried some of these enterprising criminals would be lucky enough to make it out of these. History has a show called Swamp People: Serpent Invasion about hunting Burmese pythons in the glades as they migrate further north toward civilization. Not a real hospitable place.
Chum the water.
Harry WEDNESDAY, 25 JUNE 2025, 9:02 AT 9:02 AM
Believe it’s supposed to be Hitler’s mustache.