Well, according to the lamestream press, he would have a Coonhound named Hose-A.
Irish Wolfhound named Churchill.
It would be a mutt named Merica
Golden Retriever (to bring back great America)
Spike (in employment, manfacturing, patriotism………)
A little Chihuahua bitch named Nancy
He should take a camera crew to a local pet SHELTER and rescue a dog. Then name the dog “Economy”. Then whenever we see the dog we’ll be reminded that he “saved” the “economy”. Or, just get two Shih Tzus and call them “Chuck” and “Nancy”.
I like that he has no dog. It wouldn’t be like him to have a dog, anyway. Remember pics of the Trump’s high rise home? He doesn’t want a dog running around the WH ruining the rugs and the furniture. He knows the historic value of the Peoples’ House. I always detested the obama’s stupid dog in the WH. Remember when they flew the creature special so it could be on vacay with the fam? Oh, you’ll read snopes “fact check” and they say it didn’t happen. But it wasn’t just one time. The obama’s couldn’t have just any dog, either. Noooo. It had to be a poncy pedigreed thing to show off to his ‘hood. And remember how we spent tax money in the middle of a depression so that obama’s chefs could create all those expensive treats that looked like their dog? Americans working three jobs to tread water and their Portuguese Water Poodle is eating pate’ and marking the Resolute.
Triumph the Insult Dog
…but if Trump had a dog it should be a young lion named “Buddy.”
A pit bull no doubt about it. Her name would be Hillary.
@AA, great point! ‘It wouldn’t be like him to have a dog, anyway. He doesn’t want a dog running around the WH ruining the rugs and the furniture.’ He already had the clean-up after the Obama’s moved out. He’s well aware having to deal with the 500+ pissing and shitting all over the US daily.
The breed would be the Boerboel, a confident and calm dog that serves his companions with the utmost faithfulness. At 22-27 inches tall and 150-200 pounds in weight, that’s a dog you don’t want to mess with!
No blushes Border collie (named ICE) love it
A tall dog. Since they’re all tall. LOL
Its name would be “Rebar”.
Lassie….always wins in the end……
A French poodle, named Anderson
A Yorkie naked Wolf
A Yellow Lab smeared with black shoe polish named Ralph
Just in from the taxidermist, a stuffed Shi-Tsu named Ruth
And a beautiful Springer Spaniel named Wuv-Wuv.