Tucker Carlson roasts ‘creepy porn lawyer’ one last time

PM: Tucker Carlson gave “creepy porn lawyer” Michael Avenatti a farewell send-off on Thursday night. This after the disgraced Avenatti was sentenced on Monday to 30 months in prison for attempting to extort footwear giant Nike to the tune of possibly as much as $25 million.

“You ever notice how heroes just emerge?” Carlson asked viewers. “They’re not so much born, they just appear, out of nowhere. And that happened a few years ago in this country. That hero went by many names. We called him ‘the creepy porn lawyer,’ because he was.”

“But over at CNN,” Carlson said, “they called him something different. They called him ‘future president.'”

He played clips of CNN pundits gushing over Avenatti, along with those in late-night tv, and on MSNBC. Avenatti had been in the public light as a lawyer for representing porn star Stormy Daniels in her failed lawsuit against former President Donald Trump. Ironically, Daniels herself is now also claiming that Avenatti defrauded her, and has also had charges brought against him. more here

11 Comments on Tucker Carlson roasts ‘creepy porn lawyer’ one last time

  1. Full name: Creepy Democrat porn lawyer!

    It is satisfactory that he cried in court, at least as long as the tears were real. I suspect, though, that they were are as deceitful as the rest of him.

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  2. He’s been sentenced to 30 months and will probably be out in 10, but be walking very “Bow – Legged” after the steady line of “Bubbas” have their fun with him. Then again let’s see if “Biden His Own Ass” pardons him before he actually serves a day.

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  3. Remember how he promoted that psychopath Julie Swetnick’s lies about all those teenaged rape parties that Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s family and friends had to endure? Both of them should have been charged with perjury based on her affidavits and closed door testimony. Perhaps the Creepy Porn Lawyer will have some close, first hand appreciation of what a real rape party involves after he finally gets through with his post graduate education in the Slammer. Worthless Shyster.

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  4. Wishing rape on anyone, even a fucking scum like this one, has karmic blowback written all over it.

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  5. Carlson’s roasts of Avenatti were certainly better and more on point than Shep Smith’s gushing love affair of all things Blago.

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