U.K. bans ‘any form of social interaction’ between two or more people indoors

But up to six people are permitted to meet together outdoors.

23 Comments on U.K. bans ‘any form of social interaction’ between two or more people indoors

  1. Makes me think of Rodney Dangerfield talking about the first time he had sex, it was a dark stormy night and he was all alone!

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  2. so, one can only have ‘social interactions’ with ones’ self

    … got it …. I think

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  3. Screw that noise. I hated “Simon Says” when I was a kid, and I’m damned sure not playing now.

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  4. Rick
    They don’t wear armor. However I do like a mix of head and cns shots. Class dismissed.

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  5. @ Anonymous,
    “U.K. bans ‘any form of social interaction’ between TWO or more people indoors”
    That includes even normal coitus where TWO people (a man and a woman) are usually involved.

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  6. “Man is by nature a social animal; an individual who is unsocial naturally and not accidentally is either beneath our notice or more than human. Society is something that precedes the individual. Anyone who either cannot lead the common life or is so self-sufficient as not to need to, and therefore does not partake of society, is either a beast or a god. ” ― Aristotle, Politics

    The new order wants to change that, or bend it to their purposes, will they succeed?

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  7. How are they going to know unless the homely girl in the threesome squeals for getting the short shaft or the extra guy for only getting sloppy seconds!

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  8. I suggest they all wear a sign that says contagious leprosy, do not touch, And ring a bell as they walk saying “unclean”

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  9. OK, I got it. Force a drop in an already dangerously low birth rate, among the native born citizens, nine months from now. I wonder if there is a provision in the ban to level a large fine on any woman giving birth 9 months from now? That would be solid proof she and someone else broke the law. She might, however, try claiming dad is a turkey baster.

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