Vagina Flavored Potato Chips are a Thing – IOTW Report

Vagina Flavored Potato Chips are a Thing

Okay, I will do the obvious jokes.

They already have fish and chips.

Bet you can’t eat just one.

What company made them, Lays?

They are ridged, but not sure for whose pleasure.

Test audiences hated their other line of chips – Jizz.


Chazz, a Lithuania-based crisp company, has launched the “first in the world” limited edition “Pu$$y flavor chips,” which were created based on research from around the world that suggests “millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age.”

“[The] CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE, so we took this disastrous trend very personally,” the company’s website reads.

The company also claimed that the crips have a “unique” flavour for “brave” and “free” individuals.

“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love,” the site added.

It also suggests that this can be a humorous gift for “friends,” or be a “gift” for a loved one “to initiate a romantic evening,” or merely a “delight for your taste buds.”

ht/ jerry manderin, of course.

41 Comments on Vagina Flavored Potato Chips are a Thing

  1. ok, great. some questions – are these flavored based on one woman or is it a conglomerate of several women? were these women remotely attractive or are they akin to RBG, HRC, Rosie O, etc? is the flavor based on women with good hygiene or is there maybe a bit more of a bready flavor, maybe some extra cheese on the taco type influences? seems this product is going to sell like poop flavored lollipops, but some fool will buy them. PT Barnum had it right.

  2. Depends on whose VJ they are modelled after.

    Hillary is NOT the same thing as Aniston, get what I’m saying?

  3. Also, What about Tranny vs Cis VJ.

    That’s a whole mess of Mis-Gendering Crime right there, Eh Caitlyn?
    (formerly bruce)

  4. I don’t know if it means anything, but they’ve got Stacy “Tank” Abrams on retainer.

    “Kettle Chips” – seriously?

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

  5. “millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age.”

    Who writes this crap? Do they mean “millennials are having 1/3rd the sex than their parents at the same age.”

    That would make sense , or better yet “their parents were having 3 times the sex at the same age.”

  6. And then there is this:
    Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women

    I just don’t get any pushback any longer when I point out that progs are so filthy and disgusting that people who have lived around the Goddamnded things cannot fully comprehend the degree to which I am referring. You can think of the most filthy and disgusting habits one of the subhuman sonsabitches could engage in and they will meet and surpass that without even breaking a sweat.

  7. The DISCOVERY CHANNEL has a show called HOW IT’S MADE and they ask viewers to send in recommendations…I would, but with my luck Tony R already beat me to it!

  8. $10 says the people buying them don’t know what P tastes like.

    (Hint: They aren’t all the same. Some are diseased and therefore taste very bad. The inexperienced would never know.)

    The experienced wouldn’t go past the sniff phase.

  9. Tony R SEPTEMBER 22, 2022 AT 5:06 PM

    Literally, the same difference.

    Please explain if you think otherwise.

  10. I dont know .. it’s not necessarily the taste that’s the main attraction for vaginas ..

    At least not for me, it isn’t

  11. it’s like the old joke: what’s having oral sex w/ an older woman taste like?


    …. wait for it ….

    …. wait for it ….


  12. @Dadof4 — You’re absolutely right about variety, and in his famous barker speech in front of the Titty Twister club in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn, Cheech Marin goes into some detail.

  13. @Dadof4
    SEPTEMBER 22, 2022 AT 7:28 PM
    Tony R SEPTEMBER 22, 2022 AT 5:06 PM

    “Literally, the same difference.

    Please explain if you think otherwise.”

    It is the same, it is just mathematically and grammatically awkward phrasing. If I had written that sentence in 5th grade, Sister Michael Ann would have smacked my knuckles with her ruler. Probably twice because it was about sex.

  14. I am a far cry from being a prude….BUT….

    Good friends are good friends, lovers are lovers and all that they do is strictly between themselves.

    Hanging your laundry out for all the world to see is unacceptable, which is EXACTLY what the liberal, demon lefties want.


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