Okay, I will do the obvious jokes.
They already have fish and chips.
Bet you can’t eat just one.
What company made them, Lays?
They are ridged, but not sure for whose pleasure.
Test audiences hated their other line of chips – Jizz.
Chazz, a Lithuania-based crisp company, has launched the “first in the world” limited edition “Pu$$y flavor chips,” which were created based on research from around the world that suggests “millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age.”
“[The] CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE, so we took this disastrous trend very personally,” the company’s website reads.
The company also claimed that the crips have a “unique” flavour for “brave” and “free” individuals.
“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love,” the site added.
It also suggests that this can be a humorous gift for “friends,” or be a “gift” for a loved one “to initiate a romantic evening,” or merely a “delight for your taste buds.”
ht/ jerry manderin, of course.