15 Comments on Visit The Most Remote State Run Outhouse In Wyoming
It must take a frame of mind that I’m just not able to achieve to celebrate a stinking outhouse uglifying up some scenic landscape, when the proprietors can’t be bothered even to provide the necessary bucket of lime with a tin can scoop.
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I call The Outback Steakhouses The Outhouse Steakhouses. Not that they’re that bad. Not great either. But I just say it as a joke.h
I give it an Aussie accent, as much as I’m capable of doing that.
It’s The Owthowse, maite.
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Wyoming…where the men are men…..and the sheep are nervous.
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Tim – and they call the toilet paper “After Dinner Rolls”
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Wyoming is preserving it for Jackass Joe’s grave marker.
When they move it, they’ll put a sign inside it that sez:
“This is the only job Joe really knew how to do. He just didn’t always know when and where to do it”
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I’d be proud to take a dump there. It’s on my shitter bucket list along with the gold shitter found in the home of the Saudi Royal family and the Oval Office Shitter.
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^^^Mule, thats some funny shit!
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Harry
Thursday, 15 May 2025, 7:08 at 7:08 am
“Wyoming is preserving it for Jackass Joe’s grave marker.”
…as long as Pedo Joe is uncovered and directly beneath the hole, Im all for it…
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The concrete outdoor toilets at the National Bison Range just N. of Dixon, Montana have large warning signs on the outside walls warning people to be aware of grizzly bears as they have been spotted in the area. Any outhouse style rest area toilet I avoid like the plague unless I have to go really bad, they are shitters of last resort. My youngest brother when we lived in Ephrata, Wash. in the early 60’s was on his way home from kindergarten walking thru the city park and had to take a dump at the outdoor toilet in the park but noticed that there was a spider web with a black widow spider across inside of the toilet seat, he erred in caution and ended up pooping his pants and ran the rest of the way home to have my mom help him clean up. These outdoor shitters need a warning to use at your own risk.
Liz Cheney was last seen entering and hasn’t been seen since.
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I am extremely leary if I need to use an outdoor toilet or portapotty that I make sure to take off my glasses, as well as my vehicle keys and anything in my shirt pockets including my cell phone and leave them in my vehicle as I am afraid that I might accidentally dump them down the shitter hole like that poor woman in Wash. state years ago who dropped her cell phone down the hole and jumped into retrieve it and got stuck and had to be rescued by state employees who maintained the park toilets.
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Say what, that must’ve been the mythical Wyoming toilet monster that got Liz Cheney sort of like jackalopes and hoop snakes of frontier folklore.
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Well silly me, I just realized that there aren’t any barns to ‘go’ in back of so they HAD to make an outhouse.
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When Queen Eliabeth visited LBJ at his ranch, The Pedernales back in the 1960’s, she asked Johnson if she could use the “Water Closet”. LBJ looked puzzled. He asked the SS detail what she meant. Nobody in the SS detail knew.
Finally, LBJ, after thinking deeply, said: “I know what you mean Liz…the Lady’s Shitter! Go in the house, turn left, then right, left again, go out the back door, and straight ahead you’ll see a little shack with a half moon carved on the door, with a big ‘L’ painted in big red letters. The one with the big ‘M’ painted on it – don’t go in there. I hope by time you get there it ain’t too late. Ha-Ha.”
@Harry
And in the UK, a roll of TP is called, accurately enough, a Toilet Roll. Sign inside a men’s room stall in the London Underground: Tap Foot if you want a roll.
It must take a frame of mind that I’m just not able to achieve to celebrate a stinking outhouse uglifying up some scenic landscape, when the proprietors can’t be bothered even to provide the necessary bucket of lime with a tin can scoop.
I call The Outback Steakhouses The Outhouse Steakhouses. Not that they’re that bad. Not great either. But I just say it as a joke.h
I give it an Aussie accent, as much as I’m capable of doing that.
It’s The Owthowse, maite.
Wyoming…where the men are men…..and the sheep are nervous.
Tim – and they call the toilet paper “After Dinner Rolls”
Wyoming is preserving it for Jackass Joe’s grave marker.
When they move it, they’ll put a sign inside it that sez:
“This is the only job Joe really knew how to do. He just didn’t always know when and where to do it”
I’d be proud to take a dump there. It’s on my shitter bucket list along with the gold shitter found in the home of the Saudi Royal family and the Oval Office Shitter.
^^^Mule, thats some funny shit!
Harry
Thursday, 15 May 2025, 7:08 at 7:08 am
“Wyoming is preserving it for Jackass Joe’s grave marker.”
…as long as Pedo Joe is uncovered and directly beneath the hole, Im all for it…
The concrete outdoor toilets at the National Bison Range just N. of Dixon, Montana have large warning signs on the outside walls warning people to be aware of grizzly bears as they have been spotted in the area. Any outhouse style rest area toilet I avoid like the plague unless I have to go really bad, they are shitters of last resort. My youngest brother when we lived in Ephrata, Wash. in the early 60’s was on his way home from kindergarten walking thru the city park and had to take a dump at the outdoor toilet in the park but noticed that there was a spider web with a black widow spider across inside of the toilet seat, he erred in caution and ended up pooping his pants and ran the rest of the way home to have my mom help him clean up. These outdoor shitters need a warning to use at your own risk.
Liz Cheney was last seen entering and hasn’t been seen since.
I am extremely leary if I need to use an outdoor toilet or portapotty that I make sure to take off my glasses, as well as my vehicle keys and anything in my shirt pockets including my cell phone and leave them in my vehicle as I am afraid that I might accidentally dump them down the shitter hole like that poor woman in Wash. state years ago who dropped her cell phone down the hole and jumped into retrieve it and got stuck and had to be rescued by state employees who maintained the park toilets.
Say what, that must’ve been the mythical Wyoming toilet monster that got Liz Cheney sort of like jackalopes and hoop snakes of frontier folklore.
Well silly me, I just realized that there aren’t any barns to ‘go’ in back of so they HAD to make an outhouse.
When Queen Eliabeth visited LBJ at his ranch, The Pedernales back in the 1960’s, she asked Johnson if she could use the “Water Closet”. LBJ looked puzzled. He asked the SS detail what she meant. Nobody in the SS detail knew.
Finally, LBJ, after thinking deeply, said: “I know what you mean Liz…the Lady’s Shitter! Go in the house, turn left, then right, left again, go out the back door, and straight ahead you’ll see a little shack with a half moon carved on the door, with a big ‘L’ painted in big red letters. The one with the big ‘M’ painted on it – don’t go in there. I hope by time you get there it ain’t too late. Ha-Ha.”
@Harry
And in the UK, a roll of TP is called, accurately enough, a Toilet Roll. Sign inside a men’s room stall in the London Underground: Tap Foot if you want a roll.