PatriotRetort: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to violate the law with impunity? Is trying to hide criminal behavior too hard for you? Well, I’ve got a solution, my friends. If you want to get away with crime, change your name to Clinton.
[…] Sexual assaults? No problem!
Insider trading? Forget about it!
Perjury? Would we lie to you?! MORE
Careful, Bill will find you…
I’ve known that for over 25 years!