Washington: Seattle movie theater evacuated because of unusual package

KFI: A movie theater in the suburbs of Seattle, Washington, was evacuated after a package containing a “highly contagious human substance” was mistakenly shipped to the wrong address. The theater manager opened up the box and discovered a yellow liquid inside. He was taken to the hospital as a precaution after some of the liquid splashed on him.

SNIP: The box was marked “highly contagious human substance.”
Why did the manager open the box?

12 Comments on Washington: Seattle movie theater evacuated because of unusual package

  1. Maybe he thought it was the new secret popcorn sauce cleverly disguised but realized his error after it split on him.

    Either way there is a movie in that plot somewhere. All that is missing is a script, 36k for production and Tom Arnold to star as the inept movie house manager who would open a box labeled “highly contagious human substance”.

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  2. “……evacuated after a package containing a “highly contagious human substance”

    The ‘substance’ was probably ‘common sense’ and ‘love of country’.

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  3. When one of my friend pull a prank like that, they usually mark the package BIOHAZARD!!! And it will usually contain some type of alcohol.

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