We Finally Get the Bikers Off the Road and This Happens

30 Comments on We Finally Get the Bikers Off the Road and This Happens

1. ARREST THAT BULL for not maintaining 3 feet of clearance!

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2. The bull won, bike rider zip. Never pass a bull on the right or try to pass a bull period.

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3. Shit, that’s the way I feel about the arrogant pricks.

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4. Where’s John Wayne to blast all those bike riders with his gun? BLAMMO!

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5. Stupid is what stupid does.

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6. Luckily he was wearing a helmet.

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7. ^^^ the bull???

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8. Could be worse, could be a cyclist in Chicago…

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9. Something tells me that idiot isn’t a cowboy. Did he think that bull was just going to step aside and let him ride past?

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10. Maybe the cyclist watched too many Disney movies and thought that it would just break out into song as he was riding swiftly toward it.

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11. Anything to get a viral video.
    This one is good also.
    http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2023/04/karma.html

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12. Was that Kcir?

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13. That was some bullshit right there.

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14. I’m surprised someone that stupid remembers to breath.

    (I find I’m similarly surprised quite often these days.)

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15. When I worked on the dairy farm while in high school I was told to NEVER enter the breeding pasture where the bull was. I was wise and never did. I watched it ram the shit out of a pickup truck they drove into the pasture to try to herd him into the barn.

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16. And now from Steve Inman’s Ludacam: Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way!

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17. What the hell did he think coming up like that on any animal from behind? Damn fool.

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18. Tony R,

    Nope. Mountain Biking Only & I don’t dress like a Gay Shazam with my ASS high in the Air. I’m in the woods on tight rocky trails.

    I have come up on a few Deer quite regularly. They Bolt away further down the trail & sometimes you come up on them again. You might see The odd Coyote or Wolf? A small black bear is possible but I have not seen one. Luckily there is a Gun & Skeet club near by & that seems to keep a lot of animals away.

    I will say that in the winter, when NO ONE else is around, the woods make some pretty Fucked up noises. I keep 2 knives, & whistle, Cell, emergency food & a check in time just in case.

    From the bulls perspective, a hunched over rider on a drop bar bike looks a lot like a small Bull challenging him for some tail.

    Cheers.

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19. That looks Loco on his Ron bike,soon to be pitched in the ditch.

20. Just watched it again.
    I just Hate Roadies.
    I can’t help it.
    They are often Citiots.
    They Block Traffic on purpose when they pretend to be in the Tour De Farce.

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21. I really enjoyed that, I watched it 5 times!

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22. I hate bicyclists who think they own the road. They come out here to the country from their hell hole cities and roll about my area like they own the place. If I did to that douchebag what the bull did with my Tundra there’d be hell to pay for sure.

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23. Typical liberal biker;
    Thinks every non-liberal should do what they’re told.

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24. Darwin Award runner up.

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25. LTTP
    Not Watched, yet.
    However, the descriptions reminds me of a picture posted here about 5 years ago of a rippled bull tossing a big ole hickory tree stump that had to weigh hundreds of pounds up into the air with just the tip of one of his horns. It was a great still shot. Wish I had picture upload training to upload any missing pictures uploaded in the past. That sure was a great pic worthy of a reevisit. There was also an additional pic of a very muddy young bull out in a muddy field with a bucket bathtub. Oh, and the Cow on the Roof too. If only someone had saved them in a five-gallon bucket.

    Hey BFH
    Sup

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26. Be careful Kcir, a whole lot of irrational folks here want you dead for the simple recreation of *checks notes* …riding a bicycle

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27. I need to take my pet bull for a walk

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28. I don’t think that dick-head-looking helmet did him much good.
    Bulls are funny about guys who dress in spandex and wear dick-head helmets while riding bicycles.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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29. We visited my wife’s cousin and her husband at their farm. The house was set way back off the road. They said watch for the bulls.

    They were huge beasts easily as large as our SUV. My heart kinda leapt into my throat when I first saw them.

    Fortunately they were placid and unfazed by our driving by.

    But Lordy, the size on them!

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30. Joe? Is that you?