For four years shrill, angry dimwits dressed in red robes to protest the make believe dystopia Donald Trump’s election supposedly ushered in.
“He is a dictator,” they claimed. “Bad Orange Man wants to control your lives and your bodies! RESIST!!! He must be STOPPED!”
Thanks to the coordinated efforts of leftist groups, corrupt secretaries of state, and underhanded lawyers, the dystopian cosplayers got their wish. Scary Donald Trump and his scary dystopia were stopped. Under the loving guidance our glorious new mother and father — Kamala and old Joe — America is a Utopian Paradise again!
Praise be to Gaia! more