Well, that’s one way to limit CO2 emissions

Patriot Retort: Aaron Herbert Doering — Climate Change expert and professor at the University of Minnesota — has been charged with attempting to strangle his fiancée.

Well, that’s one way to limit CO2 emissions – just choke the life out of someone.

Talk about commitment.  

11 Comments on Well, that’s one way to limit CO2 emissions

  1. His climate-change advocacy may have been a clever premeditated move to get celebrity support during his future murder trial. Free Doering!!

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  2. He was trying to reduce her carbon footprint and she rejected his suggestions once too often. He’s going to be enrolled in Anger Goddamned Management classes before this is over.

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  3. “… charged with attempting to strangle his fiancée.”

    The average man can extinguish the average woman’s life in about 90 seconds.
    This wasn’t a serious attempt.
    Thus, the charge of “attempting to strangle” rather than “strangle.”

    She probably burnt the toast or said something obscure, from which he took offense – like not praising Obola (or Schumer or Pelosi or Occasional-Cortex) highly enough. Perhaps she didn’t bow her head sufficiently when speaking their names?

    izlamo delenda est …

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  4. One mouth-breather at a time is not very effective….it’s going to take centralized global government to REALLY make a dent…

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  5. His justification was that he thought all her queefs were emitting greenhouse gasses, and he had to put a stop to that for the good of the planet.

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