TRF
JULY 19, 2021 AT 12:35 PM
“For hours of parking lot fun just put it on four wheels with radio control!!”.
…why stop there? Ever see “robo wars” type programs where they have tooling they can activate on the deck of the vehicle?
….well, get one of them rotational motors like you’d use for a turret and then you could point THIS tooling any way you wanted…
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I am not allowed on FB anymore.
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SNS – No more need to “sit on it and rotate”!!
🙂
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Well, the world turns
And a hunk of brown—omigod, it’s a dildo,
Lays in the street by the smirking po-po,
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
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grayjohn
JULY 19, 2021 AT 12:48 PM
“I am not allowed on FB anymore.”
…I don’t have an account either, but you don’t need to for a basic look. There’s a different, and much closer, shot of it that shows it has a 6 pack, but apparently you DO need an FB account to get the up close and personal perversion…
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Many moons ago, I worked in the production department of a local newspaper.
There was a raid on a local building, replete with several pictures of the haul.
One, that was slated to be printed in the newspaper, had all of us production types giggling because a huge dildo was mounted on the wall like a trophy. The idiot editors didn’t see it (wink, wink) but we did.
Unfortunately, someone spilled the beans and the image was cropped to exclude the strapadicktome.
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Call animal control.
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Are those teeth marks on the end of that thing?
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I was just clearing out a section of Brush in the Backyard with the Bobcat and
a shiny silver tube popped out of the Ground…I thought it was a PVC Pipe
stuffed with Cash (old Drug Dealers trick) Nope….
It was a “Fleshlight” ….a manky one too…Still Laughing..
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Best advertising for San Francisco I’ve ever seen…
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“Domestic dispute?…..No, No….we were just taking a leisurely stroll around the cock”
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@Brad
How did you notice?
Did you zoom in on that photo?
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I had a flight from ATL to LAX about 10 years ago for work. I was in business class and there was a 20ish petite woman that was a knockout sitting in front of me. We were an hour out of Atlanta and hit some turbulence. The overhead where she had put her backpack started buzzing. It was loud enough the stewardess took notice and pulled the backpack out of the overhead. The young lady took the backpack, pulled out a large rabbit vibrator that was twisting and turning like it was on high speed. She turned it off and quickly jammed it back in the bag. The stewardess didn’t say a word.
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Jethro
LOL, I was looking for the six pack abbs. Looks like her Pit bull gotta hold of it.
“But, but Officer, he kept pushing me off so I cut off his arms. Then he tried to run so I cut his legs off. And Officer he wouldn’t kiss me so I cut off his head. You know, I finally realized I had me a man I could live with.”
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1harpazo – “That’s pretty good, but that ain’t the way I heared it!
He said he wanted to get fcuked so I cut off his arms, legs and head, tossed him into the ocean and said “There! Now yer Fcuked!”
…zoom in on the object lying on the ground. It’s associated “closely” with the lightly dressed woman.
Also, look at the comments to see that she’s not the ONLY one with things outdoors that belong indoors…
For hours of parking lot fun just put it on four wheels with radio control!!
I can understand why the cops have gloves on. They might need something closer to a hazmat suit.
…she claimed the fire department left it there on an earlier call. Equipment specs sure have changed since MY day, if so…
Lieutenant: Cadet, pick that up and secure it as evidence.
Cadet: Evidence of what, a miserable emotional existence?
I’ll see you’re curb feeler and raise you one “Love In Light.”
https://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571
TRF
JULY 19, 2021 AT 12:35 PM
“For hours of parking lot fun just put it on four wheels with radio control!!”.
…why stop there? Ever see “robo wars” type programs where they have tooling they can activate on the deck of the vehicle?
….well, get one of them rotational motors like you’d use for a turret and then you could point THIS tooling any way you wanted…
I am not allowed on FB anymore.
SNS – No more need to “sit on it and rotate”!!
🙂
Well, the world turns
And a hunk of brown—omigod, it’s a dildo,
Lays in the street by the smirking po-po,
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
grayjohn
JULY 19, 2021 AT 12:48 PM
“I am not allowed on FB anymore.”
…I don’t have an account either, but you don’t need to for a basic look. There’s a different, and much closer, shot of it that shows it has a 6 pack, but apparently you DO need an FB account to get the up close and personal perversion…
Many moons ago, I worked in the production department of a local newspaper.
There was a raid on a local building, replete with several pictures of the haul.
One, that was slated to be printed in the newspaper, had all of us production types giggling because a huge dildo was mounted on the wall like a trophy. The idiot editors didn’t see it (wink, wink) but we did.
Unfortunately, someone spilled the beans and the image was cropped to exclude the strapadicktome.
Call animal control.
Are those teeth marks on the end of that thing?
I was just clearing out a section of Brush in the Backyard with the Bobcat and
a shiny silver tube popped out of the Ground…I thought it was a PVC Pipe
stuffed with Cash (old Drug Dealers trick) Nope….
It was a “Fleshlight” ….a manky one too…Still Laughing..
Best advertising for San Francisco I’ve ever seen…
“Domestic dispute?…..No, No….we were just taking a leisurely stroll around the cock”
@Brad
How did you notice?
Did you zoom in on that photo?
I had a flight from ATL to LAX about 10 years ago for work. I was in business class and there was a 20ish petite woman that was a knockout sitting in front of me. We were an hour out of Atlanta and hit some turbulence. The overhead where she had put her backpack started buzzing. It was loud enough the stewardess took notice and pulled the backpack out of the overhead. The young lady took the backpack, pulled out a large rabbit vibrator that was twisting and turning like it was on high speed. She turned it off and quickly jammed it back in the bag. The stewardess didn’t say a word.
Jethro
LOL, I was looking for the six pack abbs. Looks like her Pit bull gotta hold of it.
“But, but Officer, he kept pushing me off so I cut off his arms. Then he tried to run so I cut his legs off. And Officer he wouldn’t kiss me so I cut off his head. You know, I finally realized I had me a man I could live with.”
1harpazo – “That’s pretty good, but that ain’t the way I heared it!
He said he wanted to get fcuked so I cut off his arms, legs and head, tossed him into the ocean and said “There! Now yer Fcuked!”
“’tis but a flesh wound”.