What About Corpseman?

Merriam-Webster gets political, making fun of Trump.

 

It seems that there was absolutely nothing at all to say about Obama’s language mistakes for the last 8 years.

Obama’s letter to a man thanking him for telling him not to smoke read, “thanks for the advise.” We covered it at the time in 2009, but the entire story has been memory-holed.

Obama spelled Respect wrong while singing the Aretha Franklin song. I don’t remember, did he sing it on Cinco de Quatro?

And here is the smartest president ever writing Syracuse on his important March Madness basketball bracket—

And here’s their latest snipe—–>

Merriam-Webster can shove it up their snollygoster.

Did I use the word incorrectly? I meant to say Corpseman.

41 Comments on What About Corpseman?

  1. Remember his call for paralegals to help the fainting woman? That’s my silver-tongued devil at his finest. Although silver as his tongue is, he doesn’t speak Austrian.

  2. These lemmings that are jumping on the ‘bash Trump’ bandwagon simply don’t understand that we are watching and taking notes. They are unoriginal, non-creative, not funny, and merely lazy assholes. Screw them in the face!

  3. “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma. They end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs when, if you, they just gave, you gave, treatment early, and they got some treatment, and uhhh a breathalyzer, or uhh, an inhalator, not a breathalyzer…”

  4. “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

  5. at a campaign appearance in Beaverton, Oregon, on May 9, 2008, “It is just wonderful to be back in Oregon. And over the last 15 months we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states; I think one left to go.”

  6. lol you should have seen the aol ‘news’ this morning. It was like reading headlines from upset elementary school girl’s diary. LOL

  7. When entertaining Mexico’s Ambassador Arturo Sarukhan, he thought he was being clever and noted that it was “Cinco de Cuatro”.

    ¿Qué?

  8. BFH – Your list is likely to be very long but absolutely hilarious. I plan on printing it out and carrying it with me and show it to my lefty whacko in-laws when needed.

  9. @MJA: “aol ‘news’”

    I’ve considered creating a running log of aol’s Trump “headlines” for months now, but I’ve better things to do. You’re right, it’s like playground taunting… inaccurate if not all-out false, and misleading beyond compare.

  10. “When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia…”

    The Child King, speaking in the State of Hawaii

  11. “…Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.”

    The Child King, after Monti received the Medal posthumously

  12. The Pearl Harbor attack consisted of only one bomb, according to The Child King.

    “Throughout our history, America’s confronted constantly evolving danger, from the oppression of an empire, to the lawlessness of the frontier, from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor, to the threat of nuclear annihilation.”

    July 16 2008

  13. Entrepreneurial idea:

    Make a calendar out of them.

    Mangled Obama-speak of the day.
    (A Daily Reminder of why each day is better than before)

    There could be permutations of these calendars, like one focused on abuse of powers, usurping the Constitution, Denying Americans access to National Parks & monuments for political reasons, Etc. Fast & Furious could have several days between the death of Border agents and dates of outrageous points of coverup and denial along the way, etc.

    Another on Golf trips, vacations, etc that focus on the cost to American taxpayers of many millions over the years.

    Another focused on his ego-maniacal narcissism displayed over his terms. “By Jan, 20 2013, the end of his first term, he said the word “I” in his speeches 4,738,367 times. A new world record that, incredibly, will be shattered the following four years.” Every point he inserted himself into situation, like “If I had a son”.

    He certainly provided too much material for just one calendar.

  14. And dont forget the time when Obama gave that speech at Al Azhar University and, at one point, mispronounced Al Azhar (Al UZZ-har) as “Ool Oo-ZAA” which is the name of the Arabic Pre-Islamic goddess of fertility.

    I’ve been trying to tell you folks about this unprecedented, world-historic moment of Presidential beclownment for 8 years, but no one seems to care.

    OBTW, he also ended the speech by quoting from the Quran and the Torah, basically putting the two books on the same plane. This of course, is an absolute blasphemy to Muslims which would get a non-Muslim torn limb from limb by a howling mob anywhere in the Muslim world if he were dumb enough to utter it. I think that one slightly trumps mispronouncing “Corpseman”

    I’ve been trying to alert the blogosphere about this for eight years, but you were all invested in the idea that Obama is a Muslim so you ignored it.

    Well, I’m about 200% positive that he’s not. But hey, I was once the best Arabic linguist in the history of the US Army and spent a couple of years as a Middle East analyst for the 4th PSYOPS group, so what al fuq do I know?

  15. In May 2007, an F-5 tornado roared through a friendly little Kansas town called Greensburg. A few days later Obama told a campaign crowd in Virginia, “Ten thousand people died – an entire town destroyed.”

    Obama talked about the death toll to bolster a transparent falsehood. “Turns out that the National Guard in Kansas only had 40 percent of its equipment,” Obama dissembled, “and they are having to slow down the recovery process in Kansas.”

    In fact, however, the National Guard had plenty of resources, in part because the actual death toll in Greensburg was 12. Here, Obama showed a painfully shallow grasp of Midwestern geography and climatology.

    Only 3,000 people lived in Greenburg’s county. In America, tornadoes have killed fewer than 10,000 people in the last hundred years.

    57 states or is it 58?

    Do they speak Austrian?

    “Cinco de Quatro”

    Obamacare: “employers will see premiums fall by as much as 3,000%” – Strongsville, Ohio, 2010. He went on to say “which means they can give you a raise”. Instead, millions have lost full time work because of the cost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUd-slJc-GY

    In addressing the crowd, Mr. Obama said, “When Aretha first told us what R-S-P-E-C-T meant to her…”

    Obama thinks Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville are on the Gulf. “If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf — places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida…” on Leno 8/7/2013

    Thinks Emperor Hirohito signed the surrender instrument on the deck of the USS Missouri – 7/24/09

    “We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.” —Cincinnati, OH, Sept. 22, 2011

    The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.” –Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

    “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.” –in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

    “UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.” –attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

    “What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…” –in an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying “your Christian faith,” which Obama quickly clarified

    “I’m here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis.” –speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008

    “Let me introduce to you the next President — the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.” –slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008

    “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under a McCain…administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.” –Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008

    “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

  16. What did he say to Jay Leno about Special Olympics? Did he actually use the word “retarded”? It was something like that. People above have mentioned the others I remember.

  17. Let’s not forget Barry, our first gay pResident’s fake girlfriends. He admitted, Regina or Genevieve was a “composite girlfriend in his book. Mooch aka Sassy was suppose to fix his flaming gay profile. Yeah…Right.

  18. Barry lied about his white uncle;

    “In response to a question at a Memorial Day appearance in New Mexico, Mr. Obama said an uncle helped liberate the Nazi death camp at Auschwitz during World War II. The problem? That story didn’t track with history, considering Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet forces.”

  19. “under my cap and trade policy electricity costs would necessarily skyrocket..”

    No wait, that was accurate and true

  20. All the above is credited to a moron who can’t walk through a gate while holding an umbrella.
    Unfriggin believable.

  21. Remember when he told Britain that he sided with Argentina on the Falkland Islands? And because he’s such a dick,he insisted on calling the Falklands by their Argentine name, The Malvinas? Except he called them The Maldives.

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