Patriot Retort: Four years ago, I suggested that it might be time for America to split.
Red and Blue America simply cannot continue pretending to even like each other anymore. We have, as I wrote at the time, Irreconcilable Differences.
The union between Red State Americans and Blue State Americans is irreparably damaged.
We have irreconcilable differences that we simply cannot overcome.
It isn’t even your affair with gay marriage. That’s nowhere near the biggest problem.
It’s just the last straw.
And, honestly, compared to your hundred year affair with Socialism? This affair with gay marriage really is just a drop in the bucket.
I think it’s time for you to move out.
Listen, I’d say we’d leave, but, really, you’ve always hated our home here in the United States of America. You’ve spent the last one hundred years trying to change our home. You’ve flirted with communism. We’ve seen how you made eyes at those Marxists in Cuba. Don’t tell me we’re wrong about that. And we hear those nasty things you say about our home to your friends in Europe and the Middle East.
So, no. We get to stay in the United States of America. You’re the ones who have to change your country’s name. Perhaps the Union of the Soviet Socialist Democracy. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? It has “union” in it, and I know how much you like that. Plus socialist! You guys have always been very taken with that word. And, since you’ve always thought we were a democracy even though we weren’t, “Democracy” seems an appropriate word for your new nation.
Now, I’m not the only conservative writer who suggested this split.
In April of last year, Jesse Kelly wrote “It’s Time for the United States to Divorce Before Things Get Dangerous.”
And this past February, Kurt Schlichter addressed this idea of a split in his column “It’s Time for America to Break Up with Liberals.”
Not to sound snotty or smug, but I wrote about it first, boys.
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