Well after all when she was back in the jungle she never wore shoes! Now its whiteys fault her modern capitalist made shoes don’t work with her old, primitive and crooked feet!
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Webbed feet?
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Coming from someone with a lot of experience I have my doubts their little piggies would pass the taste test
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Is there such a thing as a “foot lift”?
@DavidW – cloven hooves…Ha!
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Remember, she has to remove those things to count higher than ten…
She has to do that, the only shoes that fit properly are clown shoes.
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Mouth and heart failure together again.
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I knew it. Hooves. 😈
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Ah dang you Brad 😀 that’ll teach me to skim.
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My question is, did her big toe on her left foot always take a right angle to a normal position, or is it something she did to force her way into the shoe?
It looks painful to me. I’d rather go barefoot than mangle my foot for a shoe.
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Dadof4
JULY 21, 2021 AT 3:48 PM
“My question is, did her big toe on her left foot always take a right angle to a normal position, or is it something she did to force her way into the shoe?
It looks painful to me. I’d rather go barefoot than mangle my foot for a shoe.”
…maybe it’s something else they’re promoting for their Chinese masters, kind of reminiscent of this…
It is probably wearing thongs as well, size extra small.
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Hard to find size 16 women’s shoes not made for sports, hiking, or construction safety, so, really, give her the brakes she needs.
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Cloven hoof is more like it.
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Couldn’t get the whole hand in there, but she can pick pool balls off the floor with them!
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“Feets, don’ fail me now!”
…Oops, too late.
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Well well well…Jar Jar Binks is such a Chink lover that she even binds her feet. And all this time I thought she was tottering around because she was shit-blind drunk!
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I need to find eye bleach.
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I bet half the salon calls in sick on her appointment day to avoid doing her pedicure.
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Cinderella’s two wicked step-sisters trying their damnedest to fit into that shoe.
Remember, she has to remove those things to count higher than ten…
When she was younger she could get all the way up to 12 first, but now her toes are closer.
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Wicked Witch of the West with no self awareness. She thinks she looks “cute” with those gnarled stumps crammed into high heels, two sizes too small.
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That’s it!
I’m off feet now!
*GAG*
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Apparently She has two left feet….In each Shoe.
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pigs feet
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MY left foot even after I had all my toes amputated last year still looks better than those things she calls her feet. I wouldn’t want to see her wearing sandals ever. And she doesn’t have square feet she has rectangle feet. Even her feet are as fugly as the rest of her.
Good luck outrunning a lion with those hooves.
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Dude, those looks like buffalo hooves.
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What else could she do with those prehensile big toes of hers.
Why did you show me those two nasty, smelly, disgusting things?
…and the feet are pretty revolting, too…
Now I have to go vomit.
(leaves room to puke)
(returns from puking)
(looks at pic on the right)
WTF IS UP WITH MAD MAX’S FEET? WHAT AN IMBECILE!!!
is that what happens when you try to stick cloven hooves into high-heeled shoes? Asking for friend.
Like a busted can of biscuits.
They always tell you not to learn how the sausage is made…
LOL, I’ve linked pictures here before of those hooves. My guess is that’s why she’s always angry.
NOT popin’ fresh, MJA!
90 pounds of shit in a 10 pound box…
Pigs in a poke.
Overlapping toes or just one big toe?
If aliens ever do visit and learn those two ignorant, pathetic cunts are in charge I hope they just nuke our dumb asses!
My goodness. Them’s some ugly ass feet.
She went to Jeb Bush’s School of photogenics.
MJA
JULY 21, 2021 AT 2:54 PM
“Like a busted can of biscuits.”
suggested theme song…
https://youtu.be/owivLS7rHXg
Max needs to visit her FARRIER for a pedicure!
Well after all when she was back in the jungle she never wore shoes! Now its whiteys fault her modern capitalist made shoes don’t work with her old, primitive and crooked feet!
Webbed feet?
Coming from someone with a lot of experience I have my doubts their little piggies would pass the taste test
Is there such a thing as a “foot lift”?
@DavidW – cloven hooves…Ha!
Remember, she has to remove those things to count higher than ten…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW8CqnfhrrY
He knew better.
Wild Bill
JULY 21, 2021 AT 3:11 PM
“Webbed feet?”
…is that like ‘Web Hubbell’ feet?
https://media.allure.com/photos/5a0a2d39f831107338b3701c/16:9/w_1776,h_999,c_limit/chelsea.jpg
She has to do that, the only shoes that fit properly are clown shoes.
Mouth and heart failure together again.
I knew it. Hooves. 😈
Ah dang you Brad 😀 that’ll teach me to skim.
My question is, did her big toe on her left foot always take a right angle to a normal position, or is it something she did to force her way into the shoe?
It looks painful to me. I’d rather go barefoot than mangle my foot for a shoe.
Dadof4
JULY 21, 2021 AT 3:48 PM
“My question is, did her big toe on her left foot always take a right angle to a normal position, or is it something she did to force her way into the shoe?
It looks painful to me. I’d rather go barefoot than mangle my foot for a shoe.”
…maybe it’s something else they’re promoting for their Chinese masters, kind of reminiscent of this…
https://inf.news/en/history/d88d3adc967a0e8e0317e3fb5d679878.html
It is probably wearing thongs as well, size extra small.
Hard to find size 16 women’s shoes not made for sports, hiking, or construction safety, so, really, give her the brakes she needs.
Cloven hoof is more like it.
Couldn’t get the whole hand in there, but she can pick pool balls off the floor with them!
“Feets, don’ fail me now!”
…Oops, too late.
Well well well…Jar Jar Binks is such a Chink lover that she even binds her feet. And all this time I thought she was tottering around because she was shit-blind drunk!
I need to find eye bleach.
I bet half the salon calls in sick on her appointment day to avoid doing her pedicure.
Cinderella’s two wicked step-sisters trying their damnedest to fit into that shoe.
https://eyebleach.me/babes/
That Explains her face.
@LocoBlancoSaltine:
When she was younger she could get all the way up to 12 first, but now her toes are closer.
Wicked Witch of the West with no self awareness. She thinks she looks “cute” with those gnarled stumps crammed into high heels, two sizes too small.
That’s it!
I’m off feet now!
*GAG*
Apparently She has two left feet….In each Shoe.
pigs feet
MY left foot even after I had all my toes amputated last year still looks better than those things she calls her feet. I wouldn’t want to see her wearing sandals ever. And she doesn’t have square feet she has rectangle feet. Even her feet are as fugly as the rest of her.
Good luck outrunning a lion with those hooves.
Dude, those looks like buffalo hooves.
What else could she do with those prehensile big toes of hers.
Cramel Toes?
“PUMPS AND A BUMP”-geriatric version.
https://m.facebook.com/rnbnightstv/videos/419245092404068/
You think that’s bad, imagine what Maxine’s wizard sleeve looks like.
Aliens.
Illegal, AND from outer space. 😳
There is a poster of her feet hanging on the wall at every Foot Fetish Anonymous meeting.
She’s trying to please her Chinese masters with footbinding.
” . . . . teaming masses yearning to be free!”