What’d He Do?

What’d He Do?

1- Poured a Dozen Boxes of Mr. Bubble In a Hotel Hot Tub and Nearly Filled the Entire Atrium With Bubbles

2- Washed His Clothes In a Hotel Hot Tub After Filling It With Wisk

3- Filled His Windshield Wiper Fluid Reservoir With His Own Urine And Aimed It Sideways To Hit Other Cars

4- Dropped Trou At a Krogers and Took a Dump on the Self-Checkout Scanner

5- Captured and Released Alligators To Stock a Swamp Near His Ex-Girlfriend’s House in “Order To Have Her Dog Eaten”

6- Gave a Kid 5 Dollars To Go Into a Store And Hand Clerk a Note Saying “You Have To Give Me $100 or the Guy Who Gave Me This Note Will Beat Me.”

7- Posted a Classified Ad and Sold a $1500 Swing Set Out of Yard in His Neighborhood For $175


ht/ FDR in Hell

10 Comments on What’d He Do?

  1. Looks like he “washes” his hair with his urine. So I’m guessing filling his windshield washer reservoir with his own urine.

  2. I hate to say it, but when I’m in long boring conferences at work, I play the “What if…?” game in my head where I wonder how severely my life would diverge from its current course if I did something crazy at that very moment.

    One of the things I thought of once was what direction my life would go if I jumped up on the large conference table in front of everyone who matters in my present career, dropped trou’ and took a big giant shit on the conference call speaker. First thing I think of is the muffled tinny sound that would come from the speaker after it was covered with one of more larger morning steaming turds… Then I giggle a bit… Then everyone looks at me like I’m crazy… Then I pull my head out of my ass and start listening and doing my job again.

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