Patriot Retort: Last night on Twitter, Eddie Zipperer was asking for Trump-style nicknames for Speaker of the House, mumble-mouth Nancy Pelosi. My suggestion was Sputtering Nance.
This woman can barely make it through a four-word sentence without tripping over every syllable.
Sputtering Nance seems entirely appropriate.
In fact, on his show last night, Mark Levin did a segment on the absolute irony of Sputtering Nance expressing concern for President Trump’s state of mind.
That’s like Harvey Weinstein expressing concern over Mike Pence’s treatment of women.
And in this segment (which you can hear over at Conservative Review), Levin played a soundbite where Sputtering Nance was struggling to say the phrase “we can walk and chew gum at the same time.”
Only what she ended up saying was “We can walk and chew dung … uh gum … at the same time.”
Oh, honey. You can’t even stand and speak words at the same time, I’m thinking simultaneous walking and gum-chewing is quite beyond your capabilities.
Now this gradual devolving of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi into Sputtering Nance isn’t new.
It’s been going on for years.
Although, it does seem to be getting steadily worse over the last couple.
Kyle Olson over at The American Mirror has been chronicling the decline of Sputtering Nance for quite some time now. You could almost say it’s a cottage industry for him.
In 2017, I referred to Nancy as a Crazy Shopping Cart Lady. And it’s only gotten worse since then.