Kentucky Fried Church.
You are looking at the unintended consequences of value engineering. Sure, just take those round mosaics out of the plan and replace them with small windows and big frames… No one will notice the difference.
First Church of the Chick Fil-A.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Sparrows.
(We’re all going to Hell).. er, wait.
Ann Thracts – Methoducks Church cracked me up.
Duck duck goosefer.
I know it looks like a chicken but in today’s times a man can go in a women’s restroom dressed as a woman. I don’t know what to believe with my own eyes anymore.
The Church Of YOU HAD ONE JOB!
The Holy Sanctuary of Mrs Puff.
Kidding aside, it is really called The Church by the Sea and it is in Madeira Beach, Florida. That’s on the Gulf of Mexico west of St. Petersburg.
Reminds me of the overhead Google Earth pic of a churchs’ roof that looked like 2 balls and a sagging dick. Heads up, most architects are insufferable leftists. Keep that in mind when you assign one to design your next McMansion.
Church’s Sanctifried Basilica
They could paint it bright yellow and it would look like one of those Easter candy PEEPS.
I think it wuz built in 1971 listening to this song:
Sorry Big Slurpy, You beat me! Thought I read them all!
I bet they got those little carnival ducks that you pick up & look underneath to see if you won a prize in their Baptismal Pool
… speaking of Baptisms, it’s like water off a duck’s back
… they don’t serve Communion Wafers, they use Quackers
… the Priest blesses everyone by putting his hand on their heads & proclaims, “Duck, Duck, Duck …. Goose!”. Then he runs back to the podium.
… & children are taught to be quiet, with not a peep out of them
… where going duck hunting is downright fowl … (get it?)
… & watching ‘Duck Dynasty’ is a Sunday School lesson
Ok, I’m done ….
… & Donald Duck is Patron Saint (even if he don’t wear pants)
… & Howard the Duck is know as ‘The Next Level’
(I blame all of this on a strict ‘Hellfire & Brimstone’ Baptist upbringing & watching too many Merrie Melodies cartoons as a youth)
I… why do I remember driving by this building…? I think it’s in Arizona somewhere you guys. No joke. 0-o
[in the gilbert area I believe.]
Pun Church. Sub title, “We get it, c’mon in it’s very respeckable”.
“But we do not chicken out when it comes to faith’
dang…”And we do not chicken out when it comes to faith.”
You can be Godly and still love thighs and breasts. Trust us!!!
Pun Church. “You can be Godly and still love thighs and breasts. We get it.”
Probably shoulda thought these through knowing I can’t delete a comment!!! Fur if you would. delete those inbetweeners!!!!
Aint nobody go to churches no mo’ Popeyes chicken much betta!
Why did the chicken church cross the road?
……..Because of the tornado on the other side.
South Park Unitarian.
I don’t care what you call it, but for some reason you get really hungry during attendance or driving by.