Sulu must’ve gotten his head a little
too close to the Warp Drive…
Dammit Jim! I’m a faggot, not a politician!
That little bastard is so wrapped up being an insulted faggot he forgets what happens in the real world. In a general sense, and this is only my observations, homosexuals are not happy people. Unless of course they are making a big flaming spectacle of themselves or their lifestyle. Pretty sickening.
hard to port sulu!! ooops never mind
As Slo Joe would say Fags are interested in ONE thing: Fuckin’ and suckin.” Oh, ahh. Yeah ONE thing.
Sumthin tells me Georgie like being
Give that man a red shirt.
Heh! I see what you did there!
Some “Sulu” lines (not in any particular order 😉 ):
I think we ought to give room service another call.
About a dozen officers and men.
Four minutes, thirty seconds.
If, eh, anyone’s interested… 30 seconds.
San Francisco. [pause] I was born there.
Why do people have to call inanimate objects ‘she’? Like, um, “she’s a fast ship”.
I can feel it knitting, sir.
All power gone, sir.
More “Sulu” lines –
If I had a son he’d look just fabulous!
What’s your favorite Judy Garland song?
Have you seen my gerbil?
Next time you go to DC make sure you check out Barry’s Home-O-Rama display in the new housing development. It’s the first left turn after you pass the Potomac fairy!
Another “Sulu” line:
Would you like for me to put some Edith Piaf on the stereo?
I salute Clarence and Ginny Thomas… national treasures. Thank you for your service, good sir!