Something must be done about the scourge of gender-specific beers, my friends.
Everybody knows if you put a bottle of Sam Adams in the same fridge as a bottle of St. Pauli Girl, misogynistic Sam will elbow her to the back of the shelf.
I know what you’re thinking. “But Dianny, beer doesn’t have a gender!”
That’s just the kind of wrong-headed thinking that comes from people who have been poisoned by toxic masculinity.
Not only do beers have gender, but the very existence of beer brands is a clear and present threat to the gender confused.