WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

big boob broad

”Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ”Of course,

sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”

”I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”

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h/t Doc.

36 Comments on WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN

  1. good one

    so many beautiful women, never understood this gay mumbo gumbo bs

    glad to be as hetero as they come forever, left the delivery room with a woody because there was a cute nurse in there slapping my ass, and it only got better

    god bless real women

  2. Question for the men….
    Fake breasts, the ones that look like cantaloupe halves stuck onto the chest. Is that a good look?

  3. I think I’m getting too old to make the kind of comments that a picture like that provokes.

    But if I did, it would be about one, no, two of the things that have most helped me to enjoy the finer pleasures of this world.
    🙂

  4. Haha! OK, will wait for Brad. I think the answer is no, not a good look. I said cantaloupes, but the woman above seems to be wearing watermelons.

  5. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

    We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

    Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.

    Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.

    Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

    A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

  6. No.

    Good for them if they feel better about themselves because of it, though. I have seen two Sis-in-laws need a balance job in that particular area.

  7. Miss Applebee gives the class and assignment to think of a three sylabol word and how they would use it in a sentence.

    The next day she calls on Larry. What is your word and how would you use it in a sentence?

    Miss Applebee, my word is Beautiful. Miss Applebee, you are very beautiful!

    Oh that’s very nice Larry! Thank you. Now let’s see, how about you Lisa. What is your word and how would you use it in a sentence?

    Meanwhile Little Johnny is in the back of the room with his hand up straining at the bit to get noticed. Miss Applbee does not want to have to call on him unless she has to, so she goes thru the entire class hoping to wear him out. Finally there is no one left so she calls on Little Johnny.

    Hesitantly she says; OK Johnny, what is your word and how would you use it in a sentence?

    Little Johnny get up and says; My word is Urinate!
    Teacher, urinate, and if ya had bigger tits you’d be a ten!

  8. Well I happen to think this young in the picture woman is gorgeous. And yes her enormous breasts are attractive. She’d still be beautiful with smaller breasts too.

  9. Women seem to be stuck on blaming men for their own behavior.
    Women don’t do it for us, they do it for up-man-ship over other women. Men are dogs, they are attracted from greyhounds to corgis, makes no difference of breast size or leg length.
    I’m not particularly fond of fake boobs, women don’t do it for us, they do it to cut down on the competition and enhance their own fragile egos.
    Most intelligent men would prefer less makeup and less fake boobs, just sayin’.

  10. Cracks me up, while out with the ol’ lady, I don’t even have to accidentally spot an attractive woman.

    The look on the ol’ lady’s face let’s me know there’s one nearby.

    God forbid I keep aware of my surroundings at a restaurant. Simply looking up from the menu as someone walks by the table has gotten me more trouble than you’d imagine.

  11. My lovely wife must be an aberration, if I miss a shapely lady, she points her out. She knows I dislike fake boobs and too much makeup, she culls them also.
    Yes, I am blessed.

  12. You titmen are funny. Reminds me of the old guy sitting at a bar and is approached by a big blonde. They strike up a conversation.
    What do you do for a living? asked the blonde.
    I’m a retired Police Psychic, said the old timer.
    Wow, what is that? asked the blonde
    Well I solved murders, rapes; found missing missing persons, just by my feelings.
    Oh my, said the blonde, how do you do that?
    Well I have this knack that I was born with, for example I can tell
    the day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
    Oh, come on, said the blonde, you can’t do that.
    Oh yes I can, said the old man.
    OK said the blonde, when was I born?
    So the old man began to fondle her breasts, closed his eyes, and swooned.
    After about 3 or 4 minutes the blonde said, OK, that’s enough, when was I born?

    Yesterday, said the old man.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

  13. Big are nice, but anything larger than a mouthful is wasted.
    Besides, think of the older years, the wear, the tear, the sag.

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