Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives In Cheating Husband’s Anus

Cynic is desperately trying to carve out a niche for himself. After yesterday’s shirt post, he follows up with this.


A 43-year old Iowa City woman has been charged with homicide after a brutal crime involving her 49-year old husband, who she had recent discovered had been having an affair with a much younger woman.

The wife, who is being held in custody, is believed to have sourced plastic explosives through an online dark web retailer that only accepts payment with cryptocurrency. According to investigators, she made the purchase after discovering her husband was cheating.

We believe that she drugged her husband with sleeping pills to sedate him so she could put her plan into action.”

It is alleged that the woman inserted the plastic explosives into the anus of her sleeping husband, before detonating them remotely. Investigators found a webcam in the debris which they believe she used to watch her husband explode.

The husband died instantly in the explosion which was loud enough that a neighbor in a nearby house called 911, leading investigators to the gory scene. The woman’s name is being suppressed until the man’s next of kin have been contacted.


31 Comments on Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives In Cheating Husband’s Anus

  1. Lois Einhorn: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace Ventura: Well Lois, I’m not really ready for a relationship yet, but thank you for asking

  2. …okay, but why is the promo image for this post a taco bell logo-
    – Oh, nvm.
    (Fur, you’re so crude sometimes. Sheesh.)

  3. And people ask me why I hit this cite multiple times a day?

    Meerkat and everyone else I’ll still laughing. Thank you all for that.

  4. Wait … you can buy plastic explosives over the internet in Iowa City?

    But the BATFE is chasing people who mis-spelled something?


    izlamo delenda est …

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