Woman is asked to take down her Christmas Balls display


LENEXA, Kan. — There’s a Christmas light display that’s definitely on the naughty list in suburban Johnson County.

In fact, this display is for mature audiences only. It’s a bit graphic. Don’t worry, FOX4 blurred it to keep it PG-13.

“Well, it looks like a p***s,” Marcelo Vergara said. “A giant lit up p***s.”

Until Tuesday, Marcelo and his wife Christi Vergara hadn’t seen the display that’s lighting up some people in their Whispering Hills neighborhood.

“Well it’s certainly a statement,” Vergara said. “I don’t know to what but probably not appropriate for the neighborhood.”

Questions have been surrounding the monstrosity sitting on one family’s roof formed by 60 feet of lights. Could it be a guitar? Maybe a funky sleigh?

“The neighborhood’s kind of, like, vibe’s kind of gone down ’cause everyone’s kind of uptight,” creator Shelby Gash said. “So it’s more of a, kind of, orneriness.”

We asked the 24-year-old what it is.

“A giant glowing d**k,” Shelby responded.

At first, some neighbors got a kick out of it.

“I don’t know what I would’ve done if I would’ve driven… I probably would have wrecked my car laughing,” Christi said.

And that’s what Shelby intended.

“People think it’s hilarious,” Shelby said. “People are stopping in the middle of the night taking photos and laughing. People think it’s so much fun. I think there’s a lot more laughter than it’s bringing out anything uncomfortable.”

But then neighbors were turned off by the image.

“It’s a joke that wears out pretty quick,” Marcelo said.

“Yeah, and I don’t think it’s appropriate for little kids,” Christi said.

After hearing how it might upset neighbors with young children, Shelby decided it best to unplug and take down the lights on this display.

“I wish people would come up to me if they’re really bothered by it,” she said.

The lights lasted only four days, not as long as Shelby anticipated.

“I think that it’s probably not in the Christmas spirit,” Marcelo said. “Now, we got it. Let’s move on.”

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All they talk about is the dick, meanwhile they blur the balls!/?

ht/ fdr in hell

38 Comments on Woman is asked to take down her Christmas Balls display

  1. The couple interviewed were amused at first then said it got old quick. Vulgarity has that affect. Same with some posters here. It gets old quick.

  2. I agree with Gin Blossom, it gets old quick like some anonymous posters here. Especially the stuffy self-righteous holier than thou Leftist trolls.

  3. mansfield lovell, it’d be a hoot if somebody could change “Anonymous” to “NPC-799643” every time it waddles into the comments.

  4. In related news Candidate Peter Buttedger was involved in a serious accident while staring longingly at the same location as the aforementioned Christmas phallas.

  5. Most people get tired of high school humor by the time they hit 20, others never get tired of it (and in fact perpetually live at their high school maturity level).
    To those that never grow up, everyone else seems prudish or holier-than-thou, and they tend to get tired real quick of people telling them to grow up.

  6. I’ve noticed a disturbing trend on IOTW over the last month or two. A handfull of newcomers come on here and insult ling-time contributors. What’s up with that?

    I’m looking at you, #*Menotu.

  7. After completing a training course from Twitter anon will be screening all comments and deleting those deemed inappropriate.

  8. Feminism has destroyed American women and their potential for happiness.

    God help the children of these warped mothers.

  9. Tony R – WHAT? I’ve been commenting here (off-and-on) for several years. Definitely not a newcomer.
    and when someone has that special one day a year
    Yeah, I’m that guy.
    Maybe you’ve seen a few of those posts in the past, or maybe you don’t come here all that frequently to see my infrequent frequent posts.
    I’m definitely not a newcomer.
    And who was I insulting? I made a statement of fact.
    If I say the sky is blue I have not made it blue by speaking the words, I have merely made a statement of fact.
    It is absolutely true that some people never grow up {case in point: https://film.avclub.com/will-ferrell-and-john-c-reilly-hit-career-lows-in-the-1831309924}. Hey, if that is your cup of tea then drink it up.
    If someone is offended by truth that is not my fault.
    Perhaps you’ve singled me out because something hit close to home?
    And by the way, that is not an insult, but an observation.

  10. She’s small potatoes compared to the Folsom Street Fair or the Japanese Penis festival. Google them if you dare, NSFW

  11. All people want attention. Those who have talent get attention for doing something constructive, pathetic miserable failures do weird things to get attention. She will never amount to anything other than being a low bred gutter slut.

  12. She is just another sad case. I can say with almost 100% certitude that she is completely invested the hookup culture, out in bars at every opportunity hooking up to try and make herself feel better about herself.

    Chances are she will never marry a decent guy, if she does somehow blunder into one she will destroy that by shopping her pussy around town.

  13. There will never be so much stupidity in the world that there won’t still be people like this hare-brained dullwit gleefully shoveling on more.

  14. Had that little cutie left the twinkling twig and berries pointing to her chimney, she might have gotten a visit from St. Dick on Christmas Eve.

  15. Next Christmas season she needs to have a long string of white lights that comes (Sorry about the pun.) straight outta the tip that alternates off and on.

  16. She’s just representative of the young female teachers raping children in our schools today. What the hell is happening in our world? No wonder so many young men aren’t interested in marrying. Women are supposed to be the kinder and gentler sex.


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