Cryos International, which calls itself the world’s largest international sperm bank, has relocated its U.S. main office and inventory from New York to Orlando.
According to a news release, the company expects the move to Orlando will increase the amount of donors and international exposure — due to the region’s 60 million tourists and visitors each year, and the fact that University of Central Florida is among the largest universities in the nation. MORE
And if there’s an EMP, Florida’s jungle-like heat and humidity will destroy the “holdings” faster than anywhere…
“Cryos is definitely targeting college students, a spokesman for the company, Jim Londeree, said.”
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therefore They will be generating more liberal idiots!
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Obama must a HAND in this move – He’ll do ANYthing to generate more liberals
What? New York taxes sperm? Florida does not.
I was arrested at that place once. I tried to make what turned out to be an illegal deposit. They never saw it coming.
Why is there a picture of Sandra Fluke associated with this article? Huh? What?
OOOOHHHHHHHHH…I get it now.
World’s largest sperm bank relocates to Florida and renames to Dick’s Last Resort…
So, I suspect there will be a round hole in the wall for night deposits??
Heh, I thought all sperm were more or less the same size. And to think the large sized ones have their own bank!
Do they have an on-line “Seed Catolog”?
I salute you Cardigan. That is the best match image to headline I’ve seen in some time.
Well played.
There’s a bank for the world’s largest sperm? You mean like from a whale or something?
Cardigan…..no offense but I don’t think a sperm donation is going to EVER grace Miss Fluke’s ducts.
Now we know why someone we know relocated from NY to Florida……he was ahead of the curve.
Potential $750 a month rubbing em out? Can I work at home?
Frozen Assets.
I think of Sandra Fluke not so much as a sperm bank, but as a cum dumpster.
I thought Lena Dunham had that title
Good to know, I’ve been looking for her since high school.
yeah, I thought the pic meant they caught Sandra Fluck sneaking in with a giant Slurpee straw