You say you want a resolution…


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  1. my new year’s resolution 2016 hope for the country is that we no longer bend over and simply accept asshole immigrants who come here to take advantage of taxpaying citizens, only to piss on us and disrespect our god-loving country

    if you want to keep your culture and language, stay the hell in the shithole you came from

    happy new year and go trump

  2. I’ll see your House Resolution 569, and raise you a Constitutional First Amendment.
    Fuk Ewe, Regressive DemonRat Libtards.

  3. Meanwhile, in the future…

    January 20, 2017

    1. President Donald Trump and Vice-President Ted Cruz are sworn into office.

    2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S. improves 100%.

    3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security, General McChrystal, announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every American citizen. Birthright for non-citizens is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

    4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development, Carly Fiorina, eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.

    5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance, Rand Paul, announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

    6. Hillary Clinton is in jail. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes.” She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

    7. Bernie Sanders is in a mental asylum. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They wonder when the “Mother ship” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

    8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.

    9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. He was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Mooch.

    10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.

    11. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

    12. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote; a huge blow for the Democrat Party.

    …And this, my friends, constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!


  4. Any bastard that votes for this needs to be flown over Raqqa and pushed out of the plane, not necessarily with a parachute.

  5. January 21, 2016
    1)The first of many arrests are made beginning with Soros. Many of his closet associates are fearing they’re next…they are correct.
    2)Punishment for national fraud is now death. Al Gore attempt to leave the country in his private jet but shot out of the sky. His holdings are sold to payoff the debt.
    3)Nuclear arsenal is upgraded after many of the nukes detonated in the ME miss their intended targets by hundreds of yards necessitating second detonations over the original targets.
    4) Welfare reform is taken up with the new Congress and in the bill is a requirement that anyone that collects must pick cotton. Formerly on the govt dole blacks, either leave the country in droves or discover where they put their work boots.
    5) SSI is declared dead for anyone born after 1964 and the withholding tax is axed. All employees are directed to begin saving for their retirements. A new tax deduction is added to the form which encourages sons and daughters to take up responsibility for their parents in the form of living arrangements etc. More details yet to come.
    6) The guillotines are finally completed and the first of the Congressional oath breakers are to test out it’s smooth operation. Congress never becomes the adversary of the people ever again. Misconduct and corruption are instantly eliminated. Charles Ranger cheats the guillotines by dropping dead via a heart attack. He’s quickly revived after a trip to the hospital and sent to the guillotines as soon as he’s deemed(via Pelosi) fit.
    7) Six of the current nine SCOTUS has been found dead in their chambers hanging from the ceiling. Justices all over the country suddenly resign their positions on the bench. A feeling of anxiety is felt in all liberal bastions around the country with many citizens and law makers alike taking their own lives. Many attempt to leave the country and are allowed to do so after they pay their fair share of the calamity known as the National debt.
    8) Pislam is recognized as a political cult in direct opposition to that of the Constitution. The 28th Amendment passes within one weeks time. Mosques everywhere are closed and their contents and records are examined. 1000 plus terrorist plots are discovered along with connections to terrorism abroad.
    9) Obama’s military executive orders are rescinded. Don’t ask, Don’t tell is re-instituted. Many of the commanders let go by Obama come back to military. The sub par shits there now are fired. The JAG core is reorganized to actually serve the military and not the political hacks in DC.
    10) F-35 fighter is cancelled and investigations of numerous cost over runs begin. Many corporate officers of those in charge of it protest. They are all arrested for fraud. They are allowed to commit suicide after their holdings are given back to the government to pay off debt.
    11) Elon Musk’s company is successful with his rockets. He grabs one looking to escape the United States but the rocket explodes seconds after the launch pad.
    One year later…
    President Trump give the State of the Union address to Congress. Stock market rebounds after several new provisions are put into place. Once of them outlaws HFT The people have confidence with investing in the market. A new currency is issued laced with silver and gold. I could go on forever with hypotheticals but the promise of a Republic which guarantees the unalienable rights is the main focus. Focus on the national debt is top priority and the POTUS begins to sell off the unconstitutional land holdings to pay for it all. It’s predicted that the debt be cut in half within the first year.

  6. Radical islam throws a guy off the roof.
    For what? It doesn’t really matter.
    The Moderate islam crowd watches and cheers.
    There’s yer difference.

    It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what they’re all about. It’s only been going on for 1400 years, with the last brutal, blood-thirsty quarter century of it all over radio, television and the internet for anyone with a brain to see it!
    If the West doesn’t recognize that we are at war with it, it will continue to let us know it is at war with the West in no uncertain terms.
    Nothing grows where islam goes,
    except indiscriminate mindless mutilation, death and destruction.
    You don’t coddle it.
    You don’t negotiate with it.
    You send it back to the Hell it came from by killing it!

  7. So most of that stuff’s going to happen in just 3 weeks, under the Obama administration? Wow. Can’t wait for that. Popping corn now.

  8. A few of the co-sponsors of the resolution:

    Ms. Wasserman Schultz
    Mr. Rangel
    Mr. Gutiérrez
    Mr. Grayson
    Ms. Loretta Sanchez
    Mr. Conyers

    If their IQ points were pennies added up then change could still not be made for a dollar.

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