A man is going to pick a girl up for a date, but before he goes his mom offers him his favorite baked beans. He couldn’t resist and ended up having 3 bowls.
He’s driving over to the girl’s house when he notices that his stomach is acting up on him. He ignores it and knocks on the door. The girl’s dad answers and tells him to wait on the couch next to the dog while the girl gets ready.
The man is waiting when he suddenly gets the urge to fart. Since he really has to let it out, he figures he could just move a little closer to the dog, Duke, and blame it on him. MORE
Well, after that girl power commercial during the Super Bowl, which I was disappointed didn’t show Obama when the boys were asked to throw like a girl.
The girls need equal recognition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVZaFXxPcq4 .
Well, here’s one from Swillary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAwLgtxUgk
And then there’s Bill…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3qYCGggqA
Diiid he…not have just a little bit of foresight?
For some reason I was drawn to this article….
I approve.
I heard this same joke years ago told to me by my ex-BIL, except the guy was sitting at the dinner table.