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Harry Reid's Exercise Equipment Revealed

Check out the machine he was reported to be using.

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  1. The story continues:

    Sgt. Joe Friday could not get a warrant for the Reid Estate being that Senator Reid was a democrat. So, ever resourceful, Joe called his friend P.I. Columbo. The P.I. had a long conversation with the Senator which was not fruitful. Columbo felt the Senator was uncooperative and even condesending . He was asked to leave.
    At the door, Columbo turned and said, Senator, if you don’t mind, just one more question.
    Yes Detective?
    Senator what was the last thing you remember after biting in to the doll’s tit?
    Well there was a huge explosion and when I woke up she was gone. Now if you’ll excuse me……..

    You know Senator, the wife really admires you. She follows you on C span. She tell me you are an upstanding man and you fight fiercely for the well being of all Americans.

    Thank you Detective, and thank your wife, now if you’ll excuse me I have work to do.

    Columbo says, ah, the wife, scratches his forehead with his cigar hand and leaves

    He returns immediately. Oh Senator, just one more question if you don’t mind..

    I do mind Detective but go ahead.

    The wife, you know how it is, she’ll want to know where you bought the doll?

    I did not buy the doll detective, it was a gift from the Speaker of the House and it was made in her image. One of a kind.

    Thank you Senator, that explains a lot. Good day sir.

    To be continued.

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