MAN BORN WITH NO ANUS REPORTS COLUMNIST TO POLICE FOR DISRESPECTING HIS BOTTOM – IOTW Report

MAN BORN WITH NO ANUS REPORTS COLUMNIST TO POLICE FOR DISRESPECTING HIS BOTTOM

Big Journalism…A man born without an anus has reported Sun columnist Katie Hopkins to the police because she tweeted less than respectfully about his condition, which leaves him little control over his bowel movements.

Stuart Andrews, 34, a former stripper from Edinburgh, was so ashamed and embarrassed to have been born without a functioning back passage that he strove to keep it a secret by agreeing to talk about it on a Channel Five programme called Benefits Britain.

Andrews told viewers: “It’s lucky you don’t have smellovision otherwise you’d smell the flatulence.”

But apparently only Andrews is allowed to make light of his problem which, he claims, renders him ineligible for work and leaves him dependent on the largesse of the taxpayer.

When Hopkins tweeted “He doesn’t have an arsehole but makes up for it by being one”, Andrews took great exception. MORE

23 Comments on MAN BORN WITH NO ANUS REPORTS COLUMNIST TO POLICE FOR DISRESPECTING HIS BOTTOM

  1. Oh, man, I’m going to have to come back to this one later to see the responses, some of which will be prizewinners, I’m sure.

    BTW, American police would laugh at that complaint, but this happened in UK where they’re anal about this sort of thing.

    And I WILL take HER!

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