Big Journalism…A man born without an anus has reported Sun columnist Katie Hopkins to the police because she tweeted less than respectfully about his condition, which leaves him little control over his bowel movements.
Stuart Andrews, 34, a former stripper from Edinburgh, was so ashamed and embarrassed to have been born without a functioning back passage that he strove to keep it a secret by agreeing to talk about it on a Channel Five programme called Benefits Britain.
Andrews told viewers: “It’s lucky you don’t have smellovision otherwise you’d smell the flatulence.”
But apparently only Andrews is allowed to make light of his problem which, he claims, renders him ineligible for work and leaves him dependent on the largesse of the taxpayer.
When Hopkins tweeted “He doesn’t have an arsehole but makes up for it by being one”, Andrews took great exception. MORE
Sounds like he is full of schidt
I think this story is a day late.
Oh, man, I’m going to have to come back to this one later to see the responses, some of which will be prizewinners, I’m sure.
BTW, American police would laugh at that complaint, but this happened in UK where they’re anal about this sort of thing.
And I WILL take HER!
Where, oh, where is that meteor? Just when you think the world can’t get any nuttier…….
Why doesn’t he just go to Washington and pick one out? We’ll give him the one in the Whitehouse for free.
We’ll pay him to take the top anus off our hands
BoTsar,
The big one or the little one?
“FURIOUS former stripper Stuart Andrews reported Hopkins to cops after her latest vile online outburst.”
HAHAHAHAHA It’s REAL. Holy sh—
Well, whatever. Apparently Miss Katie is a scamp! lol
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vile-katie-hopkins-reported-police-5413908
That’s nothin.’
Rumor has it that BFH was born without a funnybone!
No shit!
Is there still room for another 0bama-anus joke? …. ok …
This guy thinks he has it bad. There’s a guy in the white house who is an anus without a man…
batta bing, or however that goes…
born without an anus? Huh? How is that even possible?
Its possible.
Can he still be an Asshole?
Give me a break.
He’s “so ashamed and embarrassed” about his anus that he strips in public, showing his ass.
Right….
We found it, dude!
It’s at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Wash, DC – pick it up any time you like.
Tell me Stuart, why would you need a bathroom break if you are unable to crap…
A guy with no anus is Obama’s worst nightmare.
Yeah, where would Obola stick his tongue?
Hold on to your ostomy bags guys, Mooch is compiling next week’s menu.
So, when this guy goes out to eat, is it like the skeleton that goes into a bar, orders a beer, and a mop?
…and he was a stripper? yikes! The ladies in the front row have to wear raincoats like you do at a Gallagher show?
Bummer!