Nasa reveals huge ‘coronal hole’ on the solar surface where winds reach 500 miles per SECOND.
Go ahead, make your jokes.
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The sun seems like it might be a dangerous place…. I think we should talk about considering sanctions and impose travel bans immediately.
I’m curious as to how they took measurements of this wind speed
Maybe Barry will go there when he hears about the huge cornhole.
Michelle?
It’s just the sun adapting to global warming.
It’s obvious the sun’s ozone layer has been depleted by Al Gore’s flatus.
Did you hear about the muzz scientists at NASA? They are going to send a rocket to the sun. But it will burn up you say? The muzz are planning to go at night.
Now I’m confused with the other article with the picture of that rooster. Wouldn’t the wind from that coronal hole at the south pole blow that rooster as well?
How did NASA keep it concealed long enough until it was time to reveal it?
The follow up article will go into a discussion of the discovery of rings around Uranus.
We need a federal agency to plug this hole before all the heat leaks out of the sun and dooms us to a frozen extinction – probably before 2200
The science is settled
They actually had to persuade the principal investigator, Fiona Harrison of the Californicate Institute of Technology, to use the NuStar telescope to LOOK at this!
What a maroon!
The X-ray images in the article are stunning.
@Zonga, have you been hanging out with Joey Biden?
Whatever you do, don’t look through his telescope.
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Man, I hate it when that happens!
When man first travelled to the Sun, at night as Zonga pointed out, a gigundo corneal hole opened up and looked rite at the Earth! The attending Solanauts were so terrified that they came home without collecting the magical Sun goop that would’ve stopped Global Warming. That’s why NASAL is trying to keep it all a secrit – cuz the Solanauts could’ve stopped all that Global stuff back then.
“huge ‘coronal hole’ on the solar surface”
Hey, I resemble that statement!
Just more proof we have to stop using fossil fuels NOW!
A Massive Solar Flatulence (MSF) event was just clocked at 500 mph; the accompanying solar dump can’t be far behind.
Poor Mercury…
Stop looking at the Sun guys!
Your palms will get hairy. I’m speaking from experience!
What? Ohh yeah, right. nvm! (eyes dart left-right, hides Nair products)