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The WORST Christmas Songs?

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  11. I also love Baby it’s cold outside. And when I heard a feminazi equate that song to something like a date rape in progress, I loved it even more just for spite. Come on, it’s a cute song, STFU.

  13. I worked at Montgomery Wards department store for several years in college and grad school. I had to listen to this awful tape about 45 minutes long looping through all the various Christmas songs.

    I hate Christmas music – all of it.

  16. Cardigan — First off, O Holy Night may be the best Christmas song ever, so I suppose even Mariah could make it sound good.
    But that aside, another REALLY good female version of O Holy Night was done about a decade ago by that Alaskan pop/folk singer Jewel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigDxay6W34

    That one that is on my Christmas playlist. Also The Carpenters’ version. Also like Celine Dion’s.

    And I just found this while poking around on the interwebs: http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/12/14/o-holy-night-best-version-christmas/

  20. On topic — Mork (Simply Having song) and Jerry (Grandma song) both place me in a crappy mood. Both are “change the station” awful! Completely agree with both of you in that order.

  23. I have to be clear, McCartney’s “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time” literally makes me want to bash my head upon stone… Or upon cheese.
    Forget that. It doesn’t matter. The point is, the song makes me crazy.

  26. @Cardigan and @Meerkat Brzezinski, Mariah Carey’s O Holy Night is pretty impressive, if you don’t mind stylized Christmas carols. I enjoy pretty much her whole Christmas album. But if you want to hear a beautiful, traditional performance of O Holy Night, I recommend this version by Tennessee Ernie Ford and Gordon McRae. The production values are old (1958), but the voices were GOLDEN.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVHHyiga6mo

  27. Of course, the reaction to this post begs for a counter post – BEST Christmas songs. I’m sure the brains behind this operation are way ahead of me, though…

  28. I hope this doesn’t offend anybody, because she really is a good woman, but Cristy Lane’s Christmas songs, after about 10 minutes or so, are like bamboo under my fingernails. Again, she is a great supporter of our troops and all, but there is just something about her sound that makes my body treat it like a foreign object. Even her commercials on tv, I have to mute the sound. Maybe it’s just me.

  31. @ Golly G- Many thanks for the Ernie Ford/Gordon MacRae clip.

    Except for the damn Chipmunks, I don’t really dislike any Christmas music.
    Of course, I haven’t worked in a location that played it overhead constantly since bagging groceries at Publix in 1964.

    I have my favorites, too, and I’ll wait for that post to come up. Yes, Mariah Carey is on the list.

  32. @corona I 2nd your nomination. I detest Feliz navidad. there is a line in it ” I want to wish you a merry Christmas” I scream back at him ” then do it and shut up” for some reason that song is just plain irritating to my ears. My favs ? way too many to list.
    But believe it or not, The Little Drummer Boy ranks up there.

  37. One of the Missus favorite things is a clock that plays a carol at the top of the hour. We have Christmas 24/7365 at our house. At least it mutes itself when it gets dark. Oh well – sometimes I find myself humming along…..

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