AmericanMirror: While most men get socks or tools for Christmas, a White House aide reportedly gave President Bill Clinton something else: sex.
That’s one of many revelations in Dolly Kyle’s new book, “Hillary The Other Woman: A Political Memoir.”
According to Kyle, Clinton had a whole host of women at his disposal to meet his “sex addiction.”
One, she identifies as former White House aide Marsha Scott, said her annual Christmas gift to Clinton was sex.
“I’ll introduce Marsha Scott,” Kyle writes in chapter 44. “Billy and Marsha had known each other since the 1970s in Arkansas, and she went to Washington with him to work in the White House, as an aide. more
Marsha Scott can’t be very happy.
THIS REMINDS ME THAT I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION FOR TRUMP WHEN HE WINS THE ELECTION, PRIOR TO MOVING IN, BASED ON THE SLEAZY PEOPLE THAT HAVE OCCUPIED AND VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE DURING THE LAST 7.5 YEARS:
1. DON’T MOVE IN RIGHT AWAY.
2. TENT THE ENTIRE WHITE HOUSE FOR 2 WEEKS, AND FUMIGATE. ADVERTISING ON THE TENT SHOULD SAY “TRUMP PEST CONTROL”.
3. HAVE A LARGE SIGN ON THE LAWN THAT SAYS “WE’LL BE BACK IN BUSINESS SOON, RIGHT AFTER DECONTAMINATION.
4. FOLLOW THE TENTING WITH STEAM CLEAN INSIDE ALL ROOMS OF THE WHITE HOUSE, BAR NONE.
5. TRUMP AND COMPANY MOVE IN TO STERILIZED WHITE HOUSE WITH FULL POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE CEREMONY, AFTER 3 FULL WEEKS OF WHITE HOUSE CLOSURE FOR NEW START.
…..because nothing says ‘Christmas’ like the gift of adultery!
Hey, I can understand why Bill is a serial cheater. Personally I wouldn’t touch Hillary with AWDs dick.
I think the term is that he would screw a snake if someone would hold its head.
I wouldn’t move in without ServPro going in after the de-contamination described above by Benito!
One thing impossible to get rid of is the stench of squatters using AF-1 and the other aircraft to romp the globe at our expense, (right down to separate doggie rides), and rubbing our noses in it… Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Horn dog just can’t wait to get back to the White-whore House.
Hillary always looks pi**ed because Bill gets more p**** than she does.
T’was the night before Christmas And all through the house
An intern or two were unbuttoning their blouse
The Secret Service was bringing them in
To the Oval office where the fun would begin.
Hillary was nestled, all smiles in her bed
‘Cause Huma was busy giving her head.
Billy Jeff grabbed an intern and started to tickle
Knowing full well what she’d do with his pickle.
When all of a sudden there arose such a commotion
That the startled intern dropped the hand lotion.
Away to the door Billy flew like a flash
Pissed off ’cause he wanted to play with her gash.
“What the hell’s goin’ on!” he screamed at Agent Byrne
“Keep it down! I got a cigar for that intern!”
But there was no agent outside his sex arena
Just a US Marshal, waving a subpoena.
“Sorry to bother” the lawman said with a grin
“I see that you’re busy so I won’t be coming in.”
“You have been served,” and off he skedaddled.
Billy Jeff was annoyed, worried and rattled.
He started to read and soon he turned pale
With the list he was reading he might end up in jail.
Now Eleanor, now Marsha, now Jennifer Flowers
Now Monica, Juanita (this could go on for hours).
To the top of the list! To the bottom again!
There were just so damn many! (Can I hear an amen?)
There was only one hope for this lecherous man!
And Hillary came up with a devious plan.
“It’s a right wing conspiracy!” she shrilly proclaimed;
“My Bill is innocent, he’s just being framed!”
Now fast forward twenty years or so, friends
She’s running for President, let’s see how this ends.
They’re both stinking liars, there’s not a shadow of doubt
How anyone could vote for her, I can’t figure it out.
But I know what I want for Christmas this year
It’s for Trump in the White House and Hillary’s out on her rear.
Bravo sig94! This deserves to be promoted to a post.
Benito, i would add to have the White house debugged. Microphones and little critters). Dont know how much access those muzzies had to plant bugs to eavesdrop on Trump.
Security didn’t dare ask her a thing when she checked in at the Guard House with a bow on her mouth!
“PIAPS The Other White Meat: A Political Memoir.”
Thar, I fixed it!