Crackhead Hunter was only the beginning.
WFB:
President Joe Biden pardoned his crackhead son Hunter Biden earlier this week despite repeatedly claiming he would not. The announcement came as a shock to the handful of Americans who believed (without evidence) the president was an honest and principled politician committed to upholding the rule of law. Biden’s decision to pardon Hunter—after lying about it for months—has thoroughly embarrassed these idiots, and suggests the president, sometimes referred to as “Sleepy Joe,” has zero f—s left to give with just a few weeks left in his term. We can’t wait to see which degenerate criminals Biden will pardon next. In the meantime, here are 10 humble suggestions we hope he’ll consider.
1) Sam Brinton
The nonbinary genderfluid Biden administration official was never charged with a federal crime, but that doesn’t mean he/she/they hasn’t/haven’t already committed one authorities don’t know about. Brinton has yet to serve significant jail time despite facing multiple felony charges for stealing women’s suitcases from airports in Virginia, Minnesota, and Nevada. Biden should go one step further and rehire Brinton, who was fired from the Department of Energy in 2022, after he pardons the marginalized sexual pioneer for any and all federal crimes. more here
Most of Old Joe’s cabinet should be on that list.
Fuck this government, sideways.
Although this seems to be satirical, one wonders if the scope of pardons that will surely be coming will be as comical as the ones listed here. For a man who can’t even put his underware on right side out, he will surely show us peons how to we are subservient to the elite of Biden rule. One last time Joe!
Anybody in this White House is probably eligible for a Jackass Joe pardon.
Additionally any pardon issued by this pants-shitting, Rat-Fucking, Bubbling Vat Of Irish Dumpster Juice is simply confirmation that they committed crimes against the state!
I can think of a few more;
Ghisliane Maxwell- Hunter is on the Epstein list, along with many other Dem movers and shakers. You can’t Epstein her, too well guarded, just pardon her, then get her the hell out of the country.
Harvey Weinstein- Major dem contributor over the years, Bidern can overlook a little sexual assault over the years, he did it himself.
OJ and Bill Cosby- Yes, they are out of prison but are still convicted felons. Biden likes his pudding cups, Cosby is the pudding commercial king.
Jack Smith/Lattia James/Fani Wilis-All will be going to prison the new Justice Dept. does its job, best to get ahead of that now.
Don’t fergit Rowe, the acting director of the SS. He is right there in the top three levels of administration directing all the skullduggery, dirty tricks and withholding of information!
Is there a bigger ass-hole in the world than this Brinton creep? I say not.
Brinton: Sure. I got a big a-hole. Wanna see it? That’s free. A picture will cost you 50 bucks. Prices go up from there.
Brinton’s plea at his trail: I didn’t steal their luggage. I only took the underwear and lipstick.
It goes without saying that the most egregious crime since Joey and the Dr. occupied the White House were those committed by the persons responsible for the Christmas Decor.
A true crime of hideous proportions. The likes of which I pray we never have to witness again.
Serious question, how is a pardon for an crime someone hasn’t been convicted of even remotely legal?
And, yeah, I know that’s exactly what happened with Nixon but he had at least been impeached before he resigned. Or was about to be. But a blanket pardon for a private citizen? Don’t get it.
Judge them by what they do.
No one in Government will/can do anything about it.
Well, if one president can pardon, can the succeeding president un-pardon?
Like an Executive Order countermanding/cancelling a previous Executive Order?
No reason a presidential pardon should be sacrosanct.
And what about violations of State laws, like murder, genocide, perjury, &c.?
Does the blanket pardon cover those?
Hunter, Fauxi, et. al., certainly broke multitudes of state laws.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …