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Ayatollah Khomeini was captured on a flip-phone absolutely melting down at the funeral of Qasem Soleimani, but no one is sure exactly what he was crying about. After hours of effort and painstaking translation, these are the ten most likely English translations of the now-infamous clip circling the internet.
h/t Jerry Manderin.
He’s got to find a new man to kiss and read poetry to him.
Unfortunately for him, they killed all their other faggots.
John Ward is cray. Love it.
Holy shit, that is funny AF. This belongs in the IOTW Report Hall of Fame.
Pop country isn’t real country music!
Watch the video.
You’re welcome.
Well, here it is: muslims started the Australia fires:
https://www.wnd.com/2020/01/muslim-charged-starting-australian-wildfire-laughs-court-hearing/
The beginnng narration was hilarious, but it just too f’d up seeing these murderous freaks still alive.
No.11 – He gets 2 scoops of ice cream and bigger salt and pepper shakers.
The head lice finally got the best of him.
Smacking yourself is a Shia thing. To bad the jackass didn’t have a hammer.
I think he might be mimicking Hillary on election night just after getting the news she lost and Trump won.
He wanted to publicly display deep grief and sorrow, and that leaked Hillary video was the best example to imitate.
More melt down might be a comin’ for the Iranian tyrants.
“Hillel Fritsch writes that Soleimani’s death was a major blow to Iran. Without their big terrorist, they’ll descend into a miasma of suspicion of one another….Doron Ishchakov writes that with Soleimani gone, the regime faces a host of dangers, from anger in the ranks at too little revenge for his death, to Middle Eastern crazies taking matters into their own hands, leaving Iran holding the bag. The death blow to Soleimani might just be a death blow to the regime…”
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2020/01/israeli_think_tank_has_soleimanis_number.html .
need more possible translations.
something about if only Hillary had won we would not be in this situation. and the road saying; hillary 2020
The Supreme Bacha-Boy kisser has obviously been watching re-runs of Hitler’s & Goebbel’s speeches and focusing on gesticulation for effect. I suggest he get his affairs in order, it won’t be long now. Since the general’s demise I’ve noticed the local ANG or USAF bases are on maneuvers more. Well, I hope they’re just maneuvers.
Let’s give every patriotic conservative American 20 hellfire-equipped ME-based drones and high-speed secure internet connections.
“Have at it, boys.”
“Here, hol’ ma beer.”
Just like a $2000 box of July 4 fireworks, it would all be over in 15 minutes.
Settle down Ayatollah, settle down. I’m on the way.
Welcome to the 15th Century, folks. Really getting tired of this since 911. It’s time for this to end.
Can’t imagine any grown man acting like this.
Is it because he lost a leg?
That’s proof vaccines DO cause autism…or maybe he caught Goat Flu.